Tyler's POV
My attention is pulled from the TV to my phone lighting up the dark room. I reach over a now sleeping Zoe to get it and see a text from Janie. She seems like she's at level three stage of freaking out which means I need to be there before she pulls out the scissors or worse hair dye.
I look down at Zoe who is laying over me and I really don't want to move knowing it will wake her up. I sit there for a little bit debating what to do but I sigh as Janie continues to text me.
I reluctantly begin to shift a little hoping she won't wake up.
"Tyler?" I hear her mumble against my chest.
"Hey sorry Jamie is freaking out I really need to be there before she cuts her hair into a mullet..." I say laughing before seeing her disappointment.
"Oh okay." She says getting up.
"Wanna come it's probably gonna be a two man job." I say laughing as I begin to put on my jacket.
"Well she doesn't know me won't that be weird."
"No trust me she'll be too busy freaking out to know you're there." I say laughing picturing Janie running around the apartment fighting me for the scissors.
"Okay just let me change I'll be quick." She says before rushing off to her room coming out in a sweater and leggings.
"Ok let's go." I say grabbing the keys and opening the door for her.
Janie's POV
"Where is the fucking hair dye I know there is some left!" I scream to no one in particular.
I continue to go through every drawer tossing everything around frantically.
I continue to rant to myself when the door opens and Tyler and cat girl run inside.
"Good you're here where's the hair dye." I say with my hands on my hips trying to catch my breath from running around.
"I hid it." Tyler says taking in the destruction of the apartment. "What happened."
"Doesn't matter what does is you giving me the hair dye before I cut you." I say holding up the scissors in my hand I was going to use to cut my hair.
"Ok how about we put away the weapons and talk like civilized adults." He says in a calm voice.
"Fine only if you give me alcohol." I say plomping myself on the couch leaving the scissors on the counter.
"Already have it." He says lifting the bottle of tequila he bought at the store.
"Good man." I say reaching out to it. "Care to introduce me to your friend." I say wiggling my eyebrows at the couple.
"This is Zoe." He says wrapping his arm around cat girl.
"Nice to meet you. Will you dye my hair." I say very seriously ignoring Tyler.
"Sure!" She says excitingly.
"Sick nice pick Tyler."
"One, yes she is a great pick Two, nobody is dying anyone's hair." He says coming between us.
"So Zoe I'm thinking lavender." I say taking a swig from the bottle.
"That's cute you could keep your roots and make it a cool ombre." She says sitting on the other couch.
"Am I invisible." Tyler says still standing looking between Zoe and I
"Yes." I say smiling at him taking another drink before passing it to Zoe.
"So what happened?" He says sitting beside Zoe wrapping his arm around her.
"Just boys and there stupid boy penises and testosterone and hairy balls." I say into the bottle.
"Any specific penis or is this just a general hatred." Tyler says.
"Just all the penises that walk into my life. Or roll. Penises can't walk." I say laughing at my own joke.
"Is this about Brett I thought you guys are done."
"We are well at least I think we are not sure but this about stupidly attractive people who make you feel all gooey and then you find out their married. Like why men?" I say hitting my head against the wall.
"We missed a few chapters there." Tyler says as he casually takes the bottle from me.
I tell them everything that happened as I begin to drunkingly pace around the room.
"This is why you shouldn't be able to make decision without my consent." Tyler sighs his head in his hand.
"You should egg his house." Zoe adds casually as she takes another drink from the bottle.
"I'd rather see him tortured and forced to suck his own dick." I say sitting back on the couch.
"Well we could do that too." Zoe says.
"I like the way you think cat girl."
"Ok that's enough of that. You just need to move on from him and Brett and try to find guys who won't waste your time." Tyler says sitting back putting his arm around Zoe again.
"Well if I knew they were going to waste my time I wouldn't of let them now would I?" I say snapping at him.
"Ok... so what are you going to?" Tyler says
"I don't know... wanna go swimming." I say suddenly very excited.
"Yes! I don't have a bathing suit though." Zoe says.
"Doesn't matter me neither." I say.
"Let's go!" Zoe says pulling up Tyler.
"Fine let's go." Tyler says with a grown as I hug him.
We get to the beach and it is now pitch black and before Tyler can park the car Zoe and I are already running into the ocean and scream over to Tyler to come in.
"There is no way I'm doing this." He says standing at the edge of the beach.
Zoe starts splashing him as she giggles which makes him smile and run into the water towards her. He effortlessly lifts her up and drops her in the water but she is able to drag him down with her causing them both to be completely soaked.
After we are officially exhausted from water fighting we all are laying on the beach looking up at the sky passing around the bottle of tequila.
"Janie you're going to find someone who won't waste your time." Tyler says still looking up at the sky.
"Whatever this is more fun anyways." I say tossing sand on him causing it to stick to his still wet body.
"Oh you are so paying for that."
