Karl Heisenberg x Reader Shorts/Imagines/ SWF/NSFW

Karl Heisenberg x Reader Imagine SFW/NSFWLemme get this clean!!

SWF Canons

*Washing day with Karl frikin Heisenberg, yeah good luck into kicking this man's oily ass in the showers him always saying "Doll I'll get dirty again eventually what's tha point!?"

* You try practically to drag him into the bathroom as if he was a naughty puppy that didn't want to wash and would cause havoc on purpose, yes that's Karl

* You can make him go in there if you offer him a reward and make sure to give it to him because if you don't he'll get it himself and no I'm not talking about dog treats!

* Washing himself might be a success as few times you refuse to lay down in one bed with him anger.exe has started working but you're stubborn too when he comes back cleaned and angry you find him so adorable so you know what kind of treat follows ;)

* Washing his spare clothes... OH.MY.FRIKIN.GOD.KARL.WHAT.DID.YOU DO.TO.THEM.KARL, he just shrugged his shoulders and smirked challenging you "What is it Doll I thought no stain would stop your determination!" you huffed challenge accepted

* You use any possible chemistry to clean off the oily, rusty stains on his clothing and you succeed, now there's a rule for him to change and it doesn't matter does he want it or no

*Him coming back all covered in sweat and oil huffing and puffing makes you so damn hot and horny someone help your poor soul, sometimes you like having fun in this state as he the little shit, absolutely teases the living daylights of you "Hmmm, look at this love, talkin' dirty is appropriate now huh, I have few stains you need to take a careful look at!?"

*He loves taking showers because it includes you, he enjoys the contact and will never admit that just for a damn moment it felt relaxing, I mean he was taking showers before don't think he went on full Stinko Mode

*He loves seeing you around cleaning and cooking, occasionally enjoying to help him down there, but whoo boy, he will absolutely spill oil on purpose, give you extra dirty things to carry only to see you angry and annoyed he says it made your face so cute but also wakes up something else

* He will absolutely love to see you get down and dirty, this man has a thing for it I mean who can blame him he has been locked away alone for so long

* Taking relaxing showers will include him massaging you EVERYWHERE, for real, he will occasionally drop the soap on purpose the little shit

*When you're ironing his clothes he'll make jokes and puns making it even harder to iron...ohhh the IRONy

*If you wash him, he purrs he would. He loves your soft touch and soft kisses he loves to see the adoration in your eyes and boy he loves every moment of it

*Take these stinky boots outside because damn a gas attack is nothing compared to them. He's pouty, but you laugh it off and give him another pair of new military boots, don't ask how you got them

WARNING !!! NSFW Canons

*He'll help you to clean up from the beginning till the end, with his tongue "Tell me little one do you like how I washed you today, you seem tremblin' with excitement?", if you give him a hand in there boooy you hit the bullseye "That's right sugar don't miss a spot we don't wanna make a mess now do we?"

*Cleaning himself "accidentally" drops the soap, as you reach down he'll waste no time plunging into you as you squeal his name as he chuckles and humps you to your orgasm

*He loves the have sex in the bath because this dog of a man will splash and splish the damn whole bathtub of its contents while riding you hard

* He definitely will try the foam, the dork because it smells good, so it has to taste too, right?

* He loves soaping your body, it's another excuse to get his dirty paws on you but you don't mind at all

* He loves just soaking in the bathtub with you as he loves laying his head on your chest enjoying the cushions and warmness, if he snores you'll have to wake him up, oh and good luck with that one*If he had a hard day expect hard shower sex even if you're not inside of it he'll drag you!