12- Dan Howell

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This is a conversation between Phil Lester's Cat and yourself, Dan Howell.

Phil Lester's Cat: Meow

Dan Howell: Hi kitty kitty

Dan Howell: Phil is out

Phil Lester's Cat: *purs

Phil Lester's Cat: meow

Dan Howell: aw cutie

Phil Lester's Cat: *looks at empty food dish*

Dan Howell: aww Kitty *Gets food and feeds you*

Phil Lester's Cat: *eats and then goes to the couch* meow?

Dan Howell: mewo.

Dan Howell: the fault in our phan

Phil Lester's Cat: *looks at you with a confused expression. Then realization hits and I nod understandingly* *nods* meow

Dan Howell: wait.. when did Phil get a cat anyway

Phil Lester's Cat: *plays with TV remote, ignoring you*

Dan Howell: awww you are so cute

Phil Lester's Cat: *purs* meow :3

Phil Lester's Cat: *crawls onto your lap*

Dan Howell: *pets him*

Dan Howell: now what shall be your name

Phil Lester's Cat: Meow?

Dan Howell: How about Dil

Phil Lester's Cat: *shrugs* meow

Dan Howell: Okay Dil

Phil Lester's Cat: *is amused at the fact that you don't realize I'm female*

Dan Howell: *knocking on door* it must be Phil *gets up and answers door and sees Phil standing there*

Phil Lester's Cat: Meow!

Dan Howell: Phil I named the cat Dil

Dan Howell: *Phil shoots me*

Phil Lester's Cat: *looks at your body and shrugs*

Phil Lester's Cat: meow

Dan Howell: *Phil shoots his cat*

Phil Lester's Cat: *dies*

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