This is a conversation between Siri and yourself, Pete Wentz.
Pete Wentz: Hi!
Siri: Hello.
Pete Wentz: Fuck You
Siri: Searching for 'MCR is dead'
Pete Wentz: YOU DID NOT JSUT GO THERE
Siri: 17,283 results found
Pete Wentz: I HATE YOU SIRI
Siri: Searching for 'Gerard Way is almost 40'
Pete Wentz: 'EXCUSE ME!!1!!
Siri: 12,307 results found
Pete Wentz: SHUT UP
Siri: Searching for 'Emo Dads'
Siri: 18,726 results found
Pete Wentz: HE IS BRIT-POP
Pete Wentz: WELL, NOW AT LEAST
Siri: Searching for 'MCR is like taylor swift, they're never ever getting back together'
Siri: 193 results found
Pete Wentz: ECZFX CVBTGHBNMBCFHAGUEH
Siri: Sorry could you repeat that, Swagmaster420?
Pete Wentz: MY NAME IS "THANKS PETE"
Siri: Okay Tanks Pate
Pete Wentz: I SWEAR TO GOD
Siri: Searching for 'Swearing Gay Porn'
Pete Wentz: NO
Siri: 69,492 results found
Pete Wentz: CANCEL
Siri: Sending to 'Mom'
Pete Wentz: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Siri: Text complete
Pete Wentz: NO
Pete Wentz: NO
Pete Wentz: I HATE YOU
Siri: One text from 'Mom'
Pete Wentz: what is it?!?!
Siri: Quote "Son." end quote
Siri: 'Mom' is calling
Pete Wentz: Answer
Siri: motherly sounds
Pete Wentz: Yes mom?
Siri: Pete did you want to come
Siri: out
Pete Wentz: I'm not gay, I'm not with Patrick, I'm straight. Siri is just an ass
Siri: I mean sending me this..link was a rather big sign
Siri: Are you sure?
Pete Wentz: yes
Siri: Okay how do I hang up
Pete Wentz: You click the red button with the telephone inside of it.
Siri: The green one?
Pete Wentz: NO!
THE RED ONE
Siri: I only see green and blue
Siri: Wheres the red one
Pete Wentz: On the bottom.
Siri: The bottom left or right?
Pete Wentz: Middle
Siri: Theres onl..Oh! That orange one!
Pete Wentz: NO RED
Pete Wentz: RED
Pete Wentz: RED
Pete Wentz: R
Pete Wentz: E
Pete Wentz: D
Siri: Are you sure?
Pete Wentz: YES
Pete Wentz: I'M 100% SURE MOTHER
Siri: It looks blood orange to me
Pete Wentz: Okay, click the orange one.
Siri: Okay bye bye and dont forget to tell your boyfriend I said hi!
Pete Wentz: IM STRAIGHT
Siri: Call finished
Pete Wentz: Presses Home button Hello Siri!
Siri: Yes Tanks Pate?
Pete Wentz: ITS "THANKS PETE"
Siri: Phancks Tete
Pete Wentz: NO
Pete Wentz: GOGOGO3OQEWIAHD
Siri: Please say that more clearly
Pete Wentz: ugh Siri, got to go to a concert. Goodbye.
Siri: Goodbye Phancks Tete
You've left the conversation.
