This is a conversation between a psychiatrist and yourself, Dan Howell.
Dan Howell: hi
a psychiatrist: Hello Dan please take a seat
Dan Howell: okay *sits down*
a psychiatrist: tell me about yourself
Dan Howell: I tend to have a lot of existential crises where I question my existence
a psychiatrist: I see, this means you want to sleep with your mother.
Dan Howell: what
a psychiatrist: classic Oedipus complex, i can't believe how easy this job is
a psychiatrist: Next please!
Dan Howell: fuck you
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