40- Dan Howell

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This is a conversation between a psychiatrist and yourself, Dan Howell.

Dan Howell: hi

a psychiatrist: Hello Dan please take a seat

Dan Howell: okay *sits down*

a psychiatrist: tell me about yourself

Dan Howell: I tend to have a lot of existential crises where I question my existence

a psychiatrist: I see, this means you want to sleep with your mother.

Dan Howell: what

a psychiatrist: classic Oedipus complex, i can't believe how easy this job is

a psychiatrist: Next please!

Dan Howell: fuck you

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