This is a conversation between your mother and yourself, Dan Howell.
Dan Howell: hi mum
your mother: Hello son.
Dan Howell: Mother, I must ask you a question
your mother: What is it honey?
Dan Howell: Is it okay to be bottom
your mother: What do you mean son?
Dan Howell: Is it okay to like it up the ass
your mother has left the conversation.