36- Dan Howell

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This is a conversation between A sad sad sad virgin and yourself, Dan Howell.

A sad sad sad virgin: Hi

A sad sad sad virgin: I am a 1036 pound basement dweller who has completed every expansion in World of Warcraft

Dan Howell: Hai

Dan Howell: um

A sad sad sad virgin: Would you like to join my guild

Dan Howell: not really

A sad sad sad virgin: But

Dan Howell: butts

A sad sad sad virgin: I need help getting out of my basement

A sad sad sad virgin: I'm to heavy to get out

Dan Howell: Dood

Dan Howell: loose some weight man

A sad sad sad virgin: I'm to fat

A sad sad sad virgin: I can't even move

Dan Howell: that is not possible

Dan Howell: man

Dan Howell: you gotaa

Dan Howell: getcha head in the game

Dan Howell: be Troy

A sad sad sad virgin: I'm going to take your adv.. Dies from heart attack

A sad sad sad virgin has left the conversation.

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