This is a conversation between A sad sad sad virgin and yourself, Dan Howell.
A sad sad sad virgin: Hi
A sad sad sad virgin: I am a 1036 pound basement dweller who has completed every expansion in World of Warcraft
Dan Howell: Hai
Dan Howell: um
A sad sad sad virgin: Would you like to join my guild
Dan Howell: not really
A sad sad sad virgin: But
Dan Howell: butts
A sad sad sad virgin: I need help getting out of my basement
A sad sad sad virgin: I'm to heavy to get out
Dan Howell: Dood
Dan Howell: loose some weight man
A sad sad sad virgin: I'm to fat
A sad sad sad virgin: I can't even move
Dan Howell: that is not possible
Dan Howell: man
Dan Howell: you gotaa
Dan Howell: getcha head in the game
Dan Howell: be Troy
A sad sad sad virgin: I'm going to take your adv.. Dies from heart attack
A sad sad sad virgin has left the conversation.
