This is a conversation between a mad scientist and yourself, Dan Howell.
a mad scientist: I'm currently working on a new prototype infiltration weapon, tnt sticks strapped to the backs of well trained hamsters.....for science
Dan Howell: I get hamsters and shove them up peoples asses does that count?
a mad scientist: How destroyed is the ass after the insertion of said hamster?
Dan Howell: idk my boyfriend liked it asked him
Dan Howell: the guy died
Dan Howell: hamster
a mad scientist: Then you fail at science
Dan Howell: not my boyfriend
a mad scientist has left the conversation