And here we have one of our few or many original episodes. I hope this is up to par for you guys and hopefully for me too. Anyways, jump in!
The very next day after the incident at the USJ, it went normal enough. Lexxianna went on to have her daily 4 A.M exercise which involves lifting the Bakugo family car, filled with sacks of sand on all seats and the trunk, with her hands and legs then push ups with the car strapped to her back and then running laps around four blocks 40 times with more sacks of sand strapped to herself, particularly her arms, head, back, front and legs. At least 3 sacks on each mentioned parts. This took her at least 2 hours before she was ready for breakfast.
She ate a particularly hefty breakfast of both Japanese and American classics. When she had her bath, she noticed that her casual clothes of, ironically, a classic businessman's attire was too tight around her chest and too loose below and are too big overall as her pants went past her ankles and her suit was nearly at her thighs. She decides to fold them upwards."Right, guess I have to buy new ones." she lamented before taking a belt and putting it on. She just opted for dressing to cover up her breasts for now until later while she took a rubber band to use as her scrunchie. She was about to ask Mrs. Bakugo for permission to shop for some clothes when the doorbell rang."Oh! They're here." chirped Mrs. Bakugo before opening the door to see the entire Class 1-A, except of course Haiku and Bakugo, outside in their casual clothes."Hello, Mrs. Bakugo!" they greeted cheerfully while Mineta drooled at the sight of Mitsuki."Lexxianna! Your classmates are here to shop with you!"
In an instant, Lexxianna dropped down from upstairs while in disbelief and Mineta fainted ."What?! You brought them here NOW?!" "Yeah! I figured the girls can help you shop for some clothes while the boys join in for some boy opinions and to go goof off, I guess." explained Mitsuki.
Lexxianna groaned loudly, dragging her face down with her hand."Why now of all the times?!" she whined."Oh, no need to be embarrassed! Better now than later for this one!"
"I'm not embarrassed. I'm annoyed because I was about to ask you for permission to shop myself. Now, with girls like them, shopping would be a slag." she deadpans. The girls of Class 1-A except for Haiku shouted and pouted."Also, don't you mean 'slog'?" asked Momo."No, I know the difference between slog and slag. And I truly meant slag because it's even harder to move in slag because you're too busy screaming to move while in slog, you can focus on walking forward. You get me?" the girls thought it was not worth it to change Lexxianna's mind so they decided to move on."Well whatever! You're coming with us whether you want to or not." declared Mina as she pulls Lexxianna towards the group with the latter grumbling.
"She's in safe hands, Mrs. Bakugo. Or rather, we're in safe hands." Jiro sniggered at the last part."This is gonna be so much fun!" cheered Ochako with the other girls."I hate you. I hate you all." called out Lexxianna."Aw, Lexxianna, you know you don't mean that." crooned Mina."Sadly, yes." confirmed Lexxianna.
"So where are we riding, you sons of bitches?" she asked while giving Uraraka, who was the nearest to her, a noogie."Kiyashi Ward Shopping Mall! It has the widest variety of items and clothes for all people of different shapes and sizes!" answered Hagakure, an invisible girl."We'll be off now, Mrs. Bakugo!" greeted Lincoln goodbye."Be safe, you guys!" Mitsuki waved at them as they left."So we're sons of bitches to you now, Lexxianna, kero?" pouted Tsuyu."You have to make me respect you more first, zygote. You all may have faced villains but you only did it to save yourselves. If you actually faced villains for the sake of the thrill, that's when you're cool in my eyes."
"That's madness!" commented Kaminari."Hey, Lincoln here crushed a rhino villain's ribcage to save his sister and he was only 7! Now that deserves some respect." defended Lexxianna."And what about you? What makes you think you're above us, huh?!" Sato demanded, feeling his manly pride take a blow."I killed a croco-villain just because I knew he was one when I was 10." the entire Class 1-A gasped at this fact. Haiku spoke up, "I can confirm. I was there when she did it. I love it when the blood of the sinned are spilled." she grinned upon remembering that moment."And I loved that feeling of power coursing through me when I realized what I did and that feeling of accomplishment when I knew I killed a hated member of the community." added Lexxianna.
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