Edison muttered to himself in Latin for the past five minutes, looking at the clock in his classroom.
C Lunch is almost over. He walked over to the door and made sure it was unlocked. He remembered when he told his second period class that he had shrunken. Not a good idea. They talked more about the fact that he was short more than focusing on his lesson. Same thing happened for his third and fourth period classes. But Janie and Cyan were in his fifth period class. Maybe things would be different. The first two to walk in were Janie and Cyan.
"Whassup, Mr.Boo!" Cyan smiled."You remember when you're little and you want to be old and when you're old, you wish to be younger? Well you don't gotta worry about that. You're an adult in a kid's body. You can do both!" Edison gave Cyan a dirty look.
"Cyan... please change the subject." Edison pleaded. Two other kids walked in and stared at Edison.
"So when did they start making kids as substitutes?" The short blonde boy, Alex, asked.
"They didn't." Edison muttered through his teeth."Mr. Donadio, for your own good, I'd sit down." The tall, skinny girl, Michelle, looked at Edison in confusion.
"Mr. Boo?!" She said in shock.
"Wait until everyone is in the class. I'll explain then." Edison said.
"Are you gonna include or exclude the part where Janie had to give you a bath because you fell in the tub?" Cyan smirked.
"How 'bout I include a detention into your comedy act." Edison mumbled. Soon, all eleven kids were in the classroom. All eyes were focused on Edison. He cleared his throat.
"As you may or may not know, I am still your teacher, Mr. Boo." That caused a couple of gasps."I remember being shocked by lightning on my way home and woke up as a five year old. The two policemen wouldn't believe my story so they wouldn't let me go automatically home. I went to Mr. Jackson and Ms. Johnson's house since I knew their address from the top of my head. That comes from Mr. Jackson getting into trouble all the time. Th-" Cyan stood up.
"Yes, he came over. And he-"
"Mr. Jackson, if you even dare tell the tub story I will send you to the office." Edison announced.
"Okay." There was silence for a couple of seconds."He slipped in the tub and banged his head so Janie had to go in there to make sure he didn't slip again but he ended up getting a bloody for being a pervert."
"How dare you call me that?!" Edison yelled.
"A pervert is one who can stare at Janie for half a night with a giddy grin on his face." Cyan pointed out.
"That is not true." Edison protested.
"It is, but I'll give a more obvious one. A pervert is a five year old creep like you that can gain an erection." Edison gave him the evil eye.
"You're Satan." Edison spat out.
"Satan ran away at the sight of me, Ghost-Meister." Cyan laughed."I'm Chuck Norris!"
"Did you really get an-" Alex started.
"No questions! Class time!" Edison rushed as he turned on the projector. Cyan leaned over to Alex.
"Yes he did." He whispered.
"MR. JACKSON, DETENTION!!!" Edison's face was as red as a cherry.
"I thought I have a freedom of speech?" Cyan protested.
"Yes, but you have limited powers over the press. And that was one announcement that the press forbids you announce." Edison retorted. He cleared his throat."Now class... I hope you're ready today. Because of 'Chuck Norris' over here, you're having your chapter quiz a day early." The whole class groaned.
YOU ARE READING
Classical Days
HumorEdison Boo was a thirty-four year old teacher who worked at Classical High School. Of course all that changed when he was struck by lightning. Instead of taking his life, the shock gave Edison a present of its own: The body of a five year old. Now w...
