Part 14

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Buttercup POV

Don't wanna be an American idiot
Don't want a nation under the new media
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind fuck America!

"Ugh! Turn the dam music off!" I groan and cover my ears with my pillow.

Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the alien nation
Where everything isn't meant to be okay

"Butch Jojo!" I yell and sit up in my bed. "Turn the fucking music off!" I march over to my door and open it.

Television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones who're meant to follow
For that's enough to argue

"Butch!" I storm into the kitchen to see a speaker playing music, but no Butch. "Where the hell did that idiot go?" I smash the speaker and the music immediately stops.

I let out a sigh of relief and head back to my room. I try to open the door but it's locked. "Grr!" I frown and try harder. "Alright! I swear I'm going to rip you're fucking head off when I find you!"

'This is going to be a looooonnnnggggg day' I walk over to the bathroom to take a shower. It's like five in the morning, school doesn't start for a few more hours. "Fucking asshole." I slam the bathroom door and lock it. "I should of savored yesterday as long as possible... instead I was too busy gathering more blackmail on Princess."

Yesterday, during lunch, Blossom told me some big news. I can't believe she slept with Dickster! (Yah, I know his name is Dexter. But he's a dick so~)

Dexter is a total asshole. He may seem like a nerd (which he is.) but he's an asshole nerd. Take what happened a few weeks ago! He tried to fucking you-know-what my sister! And now he goes and sleeps with Princess and gets her pregnant? Ha! Don't get me wrong or anything, I despise that girl. Always spreading rumors about people.

Y'know in middle school she didn't like that Bubbles was a head cheerleader, so she spread this awful rumor. She said, and I quote, "Bubbles is a lesbian slut and she slept with Sarah (the cheer coach) to get a spot on the cheer team!"

Don't worry, she was black and blue for months. Blossom and I beat the crap out of her. But then she got mad and told the school that Blossom wets the bed and that I had a tattoo on my ass... she wasn't wrong about the tattoo. But was I gonna let her know that? No! My family doesn't even know about it.

But we were in middle school so if someone said something about you that sounded rude, it made people hate you. Honestly, I could of said "Princess likes roses" and she'd get bullied for liking that flower no matter how many other people like it. Middle school was stupid. Like, really stupid.

I heard a door open then close, so I assumed that Butch left. "About time." I turned off the shower and stepped out.

I wrapped a towel around me and slowly opened the door, "No asshole in sight. Good, good." I opened the door and just as I was about to walk out I felt someone grab my shoulders.

"Boo!"

"Ah!" I quickly grabbed whoever it was and threw them over me and they landed on the couch with a loud thud.

"Ow... geez, Butters could you be any more cruel in the mornings?"

I recognized that voice. It's the asshole who woke me up at five. "Bitch you woke me up at five, playing some stupid song!"

"Heh, I did do that didn't I?" He stood up and had one hand on his head. He spun around and was now facing me and a smile plastered on his face. "You wearing that to school?"

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