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djamila_ turns out my right hand is secretly italian and i just found out, after 20 years. the betrayal is realview all 254,078 comments
anon1 omg yes italian queen come through
anon2 next thing you know you'll be eating pasta and pizza non stop
djamila_ @anon2 i already do that * gasp * IS THIS A SIGN?!?!mattgrey you do know how to cook italian really well...
djamila_ @mattgrey i've just been oblivious my whole lifenatromanoff talk dirty to me in italian
djamila_ @natromanoff ho fame
natromanoff @djamila_ alright, i guess that works too
anon3 @djamila_ jskahajahahahhahahanon4 you look even hotter rail me
anon5 i need a cover on tour with you playing this
djamila_ @anon5 you know it
anon5 @djamila_ SHUT THE FRONT DOORpeterparker play me a lullaby and put me to sleep please
djamila_ @peterparker awh how can i refuse you?imayarobb please i'm begging you for the 628272 time teach meeee
djamila_ @imayarobb no. you almost broke it 72927282 times, i don't trust you with my baby
imayarobb @djamila_ key word, almostthorodinson THAT IS A RATHER INTERESTING INSTRUMENT, CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO PLAY IT?
djamila_ @thorodinson the fact that you know how to use commas and interrogative explanations but you don't know how to turn off full caps
thorodinson @djamila_ CAN YOU ALSO TEACH ME THAT LADY DJAMILA?anon6 ^thor is too pure for this world
anon7 @anon6 agreedjamireed14
when fish swim in the water above another sea animal who’s walking on the ground, do they think they’re flying?mayaaarobs
holy shitsamsanch19
kids don’t do drugsanon1
no cause I wanna knowmrgrey
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djamireed14
so you’re gonna tell me you’re not curious?
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mrgrey
of course I am, but the fact that you came up with this is concerning me. Are you bored?
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djamireed14
yes.anon2
are you okay lmao
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djamireed14
no :)
* just smile through the payne *
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anon2
lol sameits.spiderman
i??? need??? to??? know??? do they consider themselves divinities?
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djamireed14
riGHT?????? science, please explain
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its.spiderman
@dr.bannerdr.banner
what is going on here?
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dr.banner
i’m concerned?
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dr.banner
also, how am I supposed to know? do i look like a fish to you? @its.spiderman
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dr.banner
also, @djamireed14 are you seriously not okay or are you joking?
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djamireed14
oh no, i'm seriously not okay, i just learned that using humor helps with it though
but thank you for checking in mr banner!anon3
how can someone be this pure?anon4
daddyanon5
^two types of peoplesashsmith00
go to sleep.a/n
hiiii everyone! how are you? sorry, i know this is really short but i have an exam tomorrow, the same one that i failed two weeks ago lmao, and i'm trying to study.another sad news, black widow premieres in the theaters today here in italy and i can't go uwowywiwiq. i wanna die rip.
anyway, let me know what you think, til next time!✨
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