do fish fly?

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liked by chloneil, peterparker and 6,293,831 othersdjamila_ turns out my right hand is secretly italian and i just found out, after 20 years

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djamila_ turns out my right hand is secretly italian and i just found out, after 20 years. the betrayal is real

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anon1 omg yes italian queen come through

anon2 next thing you know you'll be eating pasta and pizza non stop
djamila_ @anon2 i already do that * gasp * IS THIS A SIGN?!?!

mattgrey you do know how to cook italian really well...
djamila_ @mattgrey i've just been oblivious my whole life

natromanoff talk dirty to me in italian
djamila_ @natromanoff ho fame
natromanoff @djamila_ alright, i guess that works too
anon3 @djamila_ jskahajahahahhahah

anon4 you look even hotter rail me

anon5 i need a cover on tour with you playing this
djamila_ @anon5 you know it
anon5 @djamila_ SHUT THE FRONT DOOR

peterparker play me a lullaby and put me to sleep please
djamila_ @peterparker awh how can i refuse you?

imayarobb please i'm begging you for the 628272 time teach meeee
djamila_ @imayarobb no. you almost broke it 72927282 times, i don't trust you with my baby
imayarobb @djamila_ key word, almost

thorodinson THAT IS A RATHER INTERESTING INSTRUMENT, CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO PLAY IT?
djamila_ @thorodinson the fact that you know how to use commas and interrogative explanations but you don't know how to turn off full caps
thorodinson @djamila_ CAN YOU ALSO TEACH ME THAT LADY DJAMILA?

anon6 ^thor is too pure for this world
anon7 @anon6 agree



djamireed14
when fish swim in the water above another sea animal who’s walking on the ground, do they think they’re flying?

mayaaarobs
holy shit

samsanch19kids don’t do drugs

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samsanch19
kids don’t do drugs

anon1
no cause I wanna know

mrgrey
what have i just read?

|djamireed14so you’re gonna tell me you’re not curious?|mrgreyof course I am, but the fact that you came up with this is concerning me

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djamireed14
so you’re gonna tell me you’re not curious?
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mrgrey
of course I am, but the fact that you came up with this is concerning me. Are you bored?
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djamireed14
yes.

anon2
are you okay lmao
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djamireed14
no :)
* just smile through the payne *
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anon2
lol same

its.spiderman
i??? need??? to??? know??? do they consider themselves divinities?
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djamireed14
riGHT?????? science, please explain
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its.spiderman
@dr.banner

dr.banner
what is going on here?
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dr.banner
i’m concerned?
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dr.banner
also, how am I supposed to know? do i look like a fish to you? @its.spiderman
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dr.banner
also, @djamireed14 are you seriously not okay or are you joking?
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djamireed14
oh no, i'm seriously not okay, i just learned that using humor helps with it though
but thank you for checking in mr banner!

anon3
how can someone be this pure?

anon4
daddy

anon5
^two types of people

sashsmith00
go to sleep.






a/n
hiiii everyone! how are you? sorry, i know this is really short but i have an exam tomorrow, the same one that i failed two weeks ago lmao, and i'm trying to study.

another sad news, black widow premieres in the theaters today here in italy and i can't go uwowywiwiq. i wanna die rip.

anyway, let me know what you think, til next time!✨



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