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01: Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
02: Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
03: Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
04: Speak so quietly that your family always have to get you to repeat it.
05: Down a can of Coke in one and then burp loudly.
06: Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
07: Continuously mumble during a conversation.
08: Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking.
09: Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps.
10: Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
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How to Be Annoying
HumorHere in the pages of this very E-book lie ways in which you can annoy the living daylights out of someone. A book dedicated to amuse and perhaps suggest to you that you can approach things OUR way...the annoying way.
