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01: Repeat everything they say in a squeaky voice and claim that that's how they sound like.
02: If they want to go to sleep, don't let them: talk to them and ask them ridiculous questions like "where do frogs come from?" over and over again until your sibling wants to scream.
2.5: When they do get to sleep, get some make-up (or non-toxic markers) and paint a clown face on their face. Hand them a mirror once they awaken.
03: cheat at games, deny cheating and shout "I win! I win!"....regardless of who won. If they lose, say "you lose!!" repeatedly.
04: Ignore them and play with imaginary objects instead, because they get very annoyed if you talk to objects instead of them.
05: Follow your siblings around and stare at them wherever they go. Stare at the back of their head until they turn around. Just smile and Wave. When repeated, the results can be astounding.
06: point at them. You don't need to look at them but if they move, keep following them with your finger. For some reason, pointing is really threatening and annoying.
07: Ignore them. When they're talking to you, be quiet and ignore them like they're not there. Works very well when they're asking you where something is.
08: Hide from them and make random noises now and again. Extra points if they can't see where it's coming from.
09: Slurp every drink you have as loudly as you can. It will drive them nuts after a while.
10: Classic; if they insult you by, for example, saying "You're stupid" say "I know you are, but what am I?"
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How to Be Annoying
HumorHere in the pages of this very E-book lie ways in which you can annoy the living daylights out of someone. A book dedicated to amuse and perhaps suggest to you that you can approach things OUR way...the annoying way.
