there was an unnaturuaally pretty, vampire lookin ass, man standing in your doorway.
"hi you must be y/n" georgnotfound said and handed a $20 bill at your mom. "heres the payment m'am hav good day" he was now george no fund.
"JKSHDFKJSFHL SO LEME GET THIS STR8 ,,,, YOU. GOGRE NOT FUOMD . BOUGHT ME. THE FUCK??? IS THIS A DREAM????!!"
"nope dream's in the car m8"
you were astonished. "YOU WHAT"
"the entire dream team in fact" geoege smiled. "we all pitched in to be able to afford u. so welcome to the team"
"wait wat. the team? so im not gonna be your like, slave or anything?"
"ew no that's cring why would we do that in 2021 bruv slavery is bad. we'd get mega cancelled on twitter dot com"
george threw your bags into the boot/trunk of a 6 seater suv that was parked on the street, and opened the back door for you.
"thank i guess" you said and got in. immediately you gasped because you were sittgn next to bald boy halo. "hi~" you squeaked as u recognised all the people in the car. in the 2 seats in front of u were sapnap and skeppy. goge got in the front passenger seat abd that meant.... the one drivign.... drEaM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"hi y/n!!!!" everyone introduced themselcves but u alresay knew who they wer.
"oghmgiofohskshkhdskjdhfskjhsdkjdhskjdksskskk i am suck a big fan of all of u holy balls i love u guys i wathc ur video all time and dream i am such a hella stan i have all your merch i am responsbile for like 69% of your sales"
"pog" mumbled dream without turning around to let you see his face
"leggo then" yeeted skepy. "we got some minceraft videos to flim"
"aight bet" dream said and stomped on the accelerator pedal
the car went vroom and immediately crashed into yo momma's flowerbed tht had been dying ever since you pissed in it three times in one ngiht while dronk
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, CLAY?!!!!" screamed gorge
"WELL I CANT FUCKING SEE WITH THIS THING ON" dream screamed back
"TAKE IT THE FUCK OFF THEN" garage screamed in return
"STOP FUCKING SWEARING YROU'E SCARING BBH" screamed skeepy
"WAAAA" bbh screamed
"STOP SCREAMING" SCREAMED SAPLING
"YOU STOP SCREAMING" screamed dream
"WAAAAAAAA" screamed bbh to reinforce the fact that nobody should fucking swear you fucking degenerate little shitbitches
"LISTEN THE FUCK UP" garbage screamed, and everyone shut their fucks for once. "clay, let me drive. you are literally blind with that mask on. you cannot drive"
"that's what the point of the mask is" laughed dream, and got out of the car. "i fucing hate drivng" he swapped seats with geeg and you wer e all on ur way.
YOU ARE READING
~ SoLd tO tHe DrEaM tEaM ~ (non-serious, crack fic)
Humory/n's mom sells them to the dream team i guess. this was the prompt for a fanfic competition in my friend's discord server omegalul please don't take any of it seriously i swear this is a joke
