"welcome y/n" greeted a familiar voice from the shadows
you werl around. "hUH?!"
"y/n, meet quackity, our butler." gerg smiled.
"yo" yuo said at quacker, who directed u up a grandiose mrabkle stare qués.
"this is gonna be ur room" quacknuts screamed quietly,, showing u into an epic room that is decorated just how u always wanted it to be. u put ur stuff in the right places. then drame announced that yall would be filming a mine craft video in 2 minutes. soo u set up ur pc and booted up the game.
the video for dreams canel was gonna be making a communism in minecraft. sbepis put on his best russian accent (it wasmt good tho) and reenacted the societ union or something idk i failed history
"i am digging a mine" announced bald boy.
"um i think you mean you are digging an ours" corrected dream threatngienly
"yes sir" bhb replied in roleplayed fear. then there was a zombie. "no zombies allowed" he screamed, smacking the zomber with his wooden pickaxe. it bruh'd at him and bit him. "AAAAA STOP IT YOU BAD MUFFIN!!!!!!!!"
Badboyhalo was slain by Zombie
"I AM GOING TO SAY SOME VERY BAD WORDS!!!!!!!!!!" cried bbh
"oh no the zambie made him snap everyone brace yourselves for bad to say the fuck word" whispered goeerg
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...."
you lisetn in yrou' headphines, , exctied to be one of the first ppl to ever hear bbh swear
"FLIP" HE SCREAMED
"god damn it" drea muttered under his braeth. yuo still had not seen his face, as it had been coverd by da smile mask at all times
but bbh was not done 'swearing'
"GOSH DARN JIMINY CRICKET FLIPPING HECK MOTHER LOVING DING DANG DIDDLY DOODLY MUFFINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!1!!!!111!!1!!11"
"ow my ears" complained deam. "i am now deaf. i will have to rely on my sight. oh wait. i have none. because of this stupid mask."
"take it off then silly" sgugestd geeeeorge in mincreft text chat
"ok" said drerm and face revealed.... and literally no1 saww ittt becauae he was alone in his r0Om without his caMerA oNnNnn....!!!!
you want to see readm's face but u focus on thgame . yove alrceady beaten the ender dragging and made a beaking with the remainz of a with her and about a thousand ion gollums. but bc of the rules of conmjnism you dont get to keep most of ur hard work.
"thje video is over im bored now" dream announced, dabbing for no reason. "yall want pizzer or sumn?"
"hecc ye" u say, and all go at the dining room.
YOU ARE READING
~ SoLd tO tHe DrEaM tEaM ~ (non-serious, crack fic)
Humory/n's mom sells them to the dream team i guess. this was the prompt for a fanfic competition in my friend's discord server omegalul please don't take any of it seriously i swear this is a joke
