everyone gatherd @ the dinnertable one by one and waitd for qaucekty to deliver the pizza he had made because he is chef and butler in one simultaneously overpaid and underpaid pakige. but by the time he did bring the delicious triangles, dream had still not arvired.
gogy look concern. "im concern about where clay"
"aww cute!" bbh shipped.
"youre cring" skeapy unshipped.
"bruh did the ac break cos it feels like we're in some kind of heat wave" screeched snapmap seductively.
"yeah wtf im melting" said goerg
"shut the fuck up this is not a heat wave you dramatic idiots. it's hot because we are literally just inside a huge fucking garbage fire" skype pointed out
"makes sense" conceded goog. "the god of this universe does crack."
"mm-hm" snapchat said in a hillbilly accebnt
"anyway, ima checc on him. hes probably still deaf." gerge went up the stairs to look for drema
you hear yelling from upstairs. then some bumping noises. "wtf," you wonder out loud
bbh was staring around the room with wide eyez. "are they good?"
you all at once rush to see whats going on upstairs. it sounds like they are fighting. after five tries, sapapa kicks the door down and you see dream hurriedly trying to adjust his mask back onto his face. but soe,thing is off about him. hhe looks like he gained 50 kg in the time since you'd seen him last. he adjusts his neon green sweatpants, or rather, the layer undner them, and the surprise bulk seems to vanish into him.
"dream?"
he doenst respond, just frantically tries to push his y/h/c hair back under his even more neon green hoodie
wait what-
that's not dream's hair!!
"dream, where is george?" asks sandpaper anxiously
"nowh-- ahem hem. Nowhere." drems voice whn he first tried to say da word was.... strangely high pitched?
in fact, this person seems a lot shorter than dream.
"who are you and wat did do with da real dream" u interrog9.
"i am the real dream" they say. but their voice is familiar.... and not in a dream way. you snatch the smile mask off their face before they can stop you.
"mother?!??!?!?!?!?"
YOU ARE READING
~ SoLd tO tHe DrEaM tEaM ~ (non-serious, crack fic)
Humory/n's mom sells them to the dream team i guess. this was the prompt for a fanfic competition in my friend's discord server omegalul please don't take any of it seriously i swear this is a joke
