Some of you guessed right, some of you guessed wrong and the last few of you were joking. I won't tell you who was right though, just know that some of you were right.
My eyes lazily open as I gaze up, my vision slowly refocusing. I noticed I was looking up
Akali: "He's awake!"
I turn to akali and realize my head was resting on something soft. My brain was unable to recognize it for a second. But soon I realized it was a tail, a fox tail.
Ahri: "Thank god, I was getting worried."
I look up and see ahri with a happy expression on her face. I sit up and see I was laying on her lap.
Evelynn: "So are we going to have to being a pillow for you from now on or did you just pass out as an excuse to lay in ahri's lap?"
I remained expressionless but on the inside I was dying of embarrassment.
Me: "I mean,not that I dont enjoy laying on a cute girls lap, but no, that was not my goal."
Ahro: "Wait c-cute?"
I didn't awnser again just to mess with her.
Me: "On a serious note how long was I out for?"Akali: "Like 5 minutes."
Me: "Hmm, shorter than usual."
I shrug
Me: "Who cares, this just means I have to avoid doing stuff today."
Evelynn: "Would doing me count?"
I stared in shocked silence before remembering that I'm a God.
Me: "I mean, if you're offering I'm down, I much rather prove my size in person."
Evelynn grinned
Evelynn: "Really now?~"
She giggled
Evelynn: "Well, our house is always open to you."
I smirk
Akali: "Oh my God please stop."
Akali was clearly cringing on the inside.
Both me and evelynn smile
Evelynn: "So you're down to plow."
Me: "Like a jack hammer baby."
She licked her lips
Evelynn: "Well if you really think you can handle me big boy I'm down."
Akali groans loudly I finally break composer and start laughing evelynn chuckled lightly.
Me: "I want to save my virginity for my non existence marriage, plus I don't got the type of money to be dealing with a kid in case birth control and all that fails."
Evelynn: "Money is no object for us darling."
Me: "Still though, if you're down to have sex with me of all people, you probably got a couple of STDs."
Evelynn: "I can't get STDs."
Me: "Wut?"
Evelynn: "I'd rather not get into it, but I will say, sex with me is very special~"
Me: "Alright new excuse, I'm too terrified."
She laughed
Evelynn: "They all are, even so I have them moaning on my bed."
She winked at me
Evelynn: "I'd be happy to add a handsome boy like you to my list."
Akali: "No! Stop flirting eve!"
Evelynn: "All right, all right, I'll stop now."
Akali turned back and looked at the road again. Evelynn turned to me and winked.
I got a text, I picked up my phone and saw it was from evelynn. I read the text
Evelynn: "Thanks for playing along darling."
I texted back
Me: "Sure, but you were joking right?"
Evelynn: "Maybe I was, maybe I wasn't, who knows."
I put my phone away before I could see anymore of her texts. A few minutes later we arrived at school. I make my way out of the car. We all walk together inside the school.
When a familiar pink haired girl walks by.
Sera: "Hello again."
Ahri: "Hi sera."
I gasp in fake shock
Me: "Can she replace me so you can all leave me alone?"
Ahri looked at me unamused
Ahri: "No, because you already admitted to being my freind, and freinds hangout with each other."
Me: "Nah I'm a lone fox type of guy."
She crossed her arms
Ahri: "Hilarious."
Me: "Thank you, I try."
I turn back to sera
Me: "And as for you, feel free to hangout with them, it gets them off my back and you get to hangout with with 4 pretty faces, and a rapist thrown in there for one of them."
Sera: "That's rude, they're trying to be nice to you."
Me: "They chose to hangout with me, not the other way around."
She seemed to get more upset
Sera: "You're just a dick."
Me: "Yes, 10 inches by the way."
Evelynn: "Allegedly."
Me: "Trufully you mean."
Akali punched my shoulder, not hard enough to hurt but still enough to be felt. I rolled my eyes
Me: "I need to get going to homeroom, I'll catch you on the way."
I leave before they could say anything else. I put my stuff into my locker and bring everything I need for my first two classes. I close my locker and leave to homeroom.
The five girls were takin up all of the spots so I go to sit somewhere else in the back of the room. Luckily no one claimed the left corner seat so I took it.
???: "Damn dude, you're a chick magnet."
I turn to my left
Zj: "Mind hooking me up with one of them?"
Me: "I wish I could, but were not that close, but if you want, I can hook you up with sarah."
(Miss fortune is called sarah in case you didn't know.)
Zj: "What! You can? That'd be so dope."
I chuckled
Me: "Y'know people think I'm always asleep but that's bot always true, occasionally I can't sleep so I just stay up and listen to the noise around me."
Zj: "What does that have to do with anything?"
Me: "Something interesting I heard was that sarah had a bit of a crush on you."
Zj: "She does."
I nod
Me: "Honestly dude, you should just talk to her, I guarentee it's going to go in your favor."
Zj: "Alright dude, but this better not be a joke."
I look at him with a stone face
Me: "I don't do jokes Zachary."
He gulped and nodded, a sudden chill goes down my spine. Then I feel a clawed hand touch my back.
Evelynn: "We saved you a seat y/n, come sit with us."
Well fuck this plan failed
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