My head hurts! Where am i? Why is it so dark?
I try to move my arms and legs. For some strange reason, they seem to be pinned in place, making me immobile.
"H-hello? Is anyone there? I seem to be stuck!"
Suddenly, a match lights up the place.
"Ah!"
Someone holds up a candle and sticks it close to my face. In the gloom, I can just make out the features of Hailey, Trixie and Xaxxy.
Then, I suddenly remember what happened! They drugged my tea!
"You're finally awake." She licks her lips. - Hailey
The other two smile menacingly.
"You... You sick animals! What are you planning to do with me?!"
"Don't worry, we're just going to have a quick snack with you." - Trixie
"But I already ate! And I'm not hungry!"
Trixie rolls her eyes. "I didn't mean it like that..."
"Huh?"
The girls looks at each other, then they stare at me and open their mouths wide. Their incisors look strangely sharp and long!
"Get the picture yet?" - Hailey
"Oh, my God!"
"That's right! Were..." - Xaxxy
"Where did you get those cool dentures? Your dentist must be really good!"
"Huh?! They're not dentures! They're real!" - Xaxxy
"You mean..."
"That's right! Were...." - Hailey
"You managed to get some implants? I've heard about those, but seeing them up close is a real shock."
"Argh!!" Trixie comes over and grabs my hair. "We're vampires, you idiot! Real, true-to-life, blood sucking vampires!"
"Creatures of the night!" - Xaxxy
"The undead! I know you can't speak out of horror, but..." - Hailey
"WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" I laugh out loud for several long seconds.
The girls frown. After a while, I calm down.
"Alright, very funny. Where are the hidden cameras?"
"Hidden cameras?" - Hailey
Staring around the realistic dungeon, I try to find the studio audience.
"I'm on the gameshow, right? I can't wait to get my prize!"
The girls don't say anything. They seems to be serious. I feel the tight restraints on my limbs and realize that my whole body is chained to the wall.
"Hey, isn't this a bit too tight? I understand that you have to be realistic, but seriously, you could get sued for this."
"It's time." - Hailey
"Hold still, for we will now drain your blood." - Xaxxy
"H-huh?"
C-crap. It looks like they're not kidding. These people are nuts! Am I dealing with some kind of religious cult?! I need to stop this somehow.
"Hey! You can't do this to me?"
"And why the heck not?" - Trixie
"Because... Um... I'm going to scream!"
"Huh?" - Xaxxy
"That's right. I'm going to scream so loud that everyone in this whole mountaintop will hear, even the people living below, and then the police are going to come storming up. You'll be sent to jail forever, so better let me go right this instant." I squirm in restraints.
Man! These chains are really tight!
Instead of getting anxious, though, Hailey, Trixie and Xaxxy all laugh. Trixie pinches my cheek in a condescending way.
"Ow! Quit it!"
"Go ahead and scream. We're hidden in this forest by magic" - Trixie
"There's no way anyone can hear you up here." - Xaxxy
"So... Shall we begin the blood sucking?" - Hailey
"W-wait! wait!"
"Sorry we can't delay it any longer." - Hailey
"Who'd like to drain this guy first?" - Trixie
"Me! Me!" - Xaxxy
"Okay, Xaxxy. You can go ahead. We'll go after you." - Hailey
"Goody!" Xaxxy walks towards me, fangs bared.
T-this is bad! I need to think something fast!
"I.... I....!"
Xaxxy closes in!
"I need to go to the bathroom!"
She stops. "Eh?" - Xaxxy
"What's that got to do with anything?" - Trixie
"You've kept me chained to this wall for probably hours now! I'm about to burst!"
"So?" - Hailey
"Well, if you won't let me go to the toilet, then I'll do it right here, right now!"
"Ewww! Don't be gross!" - Xaxxy
"You leave me no choice!" my face turns red as I strain hard.
Xaxxy backs off quickly "This guy is serious! He's really going to relieve himself right in this room." - Xaxxy
"Hey! Stop this nonsense! Do you know how long it would take to air out the smell on the carpet if you did that?" - Trixie
"This carpet is over a hundred years old! It's an absolute antique! You can't just pee on it!" - Hailey
"Well, then let me go!"
"Argh! T-this guy..." - Trixie
The girls all stare at each other, not quite sure what to do. They embrace in a huddle. J can hear them whispering. Finally, they separate. Hailey clears her throat.
"We've decided to honor your request. We'll let you use the bathroom." - Hailey
"Thank God!"
"But afterward, you have to come right back here to finish this." - Xaxxy
"Okay. I agree."
"No funny stuff now." Hailey comes over to my side with a key in her hand. She unlocks my shackles.
"Oh!" I groan in relief as I'm finally able to move after being stuck in that position for so long. Before I know it, my anger gets the better of me. "You people are absolute monster! How could you do this to me?!"
Strangely, I see the girls faces fall, as if they are stung by my words. But then, they glare right back at me, resolute.
"What do you expect? We're vampires!" - Trixie
"That's right! We're not going to give you the five-star treatment!" - Xaxxy
"Hurry up. You want to go to the bathroom, right?" - Hailey
"Hmph!"
Hailey, Trixie and Xaxxy lead me out into the hallway, keeping a close watch on me at all times.
So far, so good. I really did need to go to the bathroom, but also want to get out of here! Now I need another excuse to ditch these fools and escape their awful house!
