Hetalia Chatroom

Italy's Second Therapy Session

<Romano has logged on>

<Italy has logged on>

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Therapist: So, you think Italy is insane, Romano?

Romano: Si, he has become morbid and scary now.

Therapist: And this is new?

Romano: NO, but it has become much, much worse.

Italy: Yesterday, America helped me paint my room red! He let me borrow some paint from him~!

Romano: O_O

Therapist: Okay, well, how?

Italy: *seems to ignore question* He let me cut him for the wall, and then he painted my name with his finger. *smiles cheerfully* He is so helpful!

Therapist: Okay then, Italy.

Italy: Did you know that Ollie makes amazing cupcakes?

Romano: Who's Ollie?

Italy: *seems to ignore question again* He calls me poppet!

Therapist: Oh, that Ollie.

Romano: You know who he's talking about?

Therapist: Olliver Kirkland. I've met him at least twenty times, and he never changes. He can clinically qualify as insane, in fact, he has.

Romano: What does he do?

Therapist: *shudders* He bakes people into...

Romano: What?

Therapist: Cupcakes.

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Italy: His cupcakes are delicious!

<Ollie has logged on>

Ollie: Would you like a cupcake, poppet?

<Therapist has fled>

Italy: Si! Who this time?

Ollie: Chef's secret, poppet!

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Italy: *walks into bedroom eating cupcake* I think I might have to do another layer...

<Germany has turned off invisibility>

Germany: Oh. Mein. Gott. Italia, you are actually scaring me.

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Italy: *shrugs*

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