Hetalia Chatroom

If I had to be Another Country

<Spain and Romano have logged on>

Romano: If I had to be another country, I would be Spain, because he speaks a Romance language, if you know what I mean *suggestive creepy eyebrows that make Spain shudder*

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Italy: If I had to be another country, I would (not) be Doitsu, because he is my next victim-I mean, he is such a strong, brave country!

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Russia: If I had to be another country, I would be China, because he is adorable, da?

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England: If I had to be another country, I would be America, because his cooking doesn't suck.

America: Awwww, thanks man!

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Canada: If I had to be another country, I would be France, because everyone notices him.

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Prussia: If I had to be another country, I would be Prussia, becase he's awesome!

Hungary: ...

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hungary: *beats with frying pan* You mother&%$^ troll%^# $^%% ^@%%$&^ &@%&^$

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Prussia: *unconscious*

<Everyone has logged off except for Italy and Prussia>

Italy: Yay~! A new layer of paint for my room~! Thank you Mr. Prussia~!

<Prussia has left this world forever>

<Italy has logged off to paint~>