A Sesame Street Love Story

Chaper 2: Prairie

        A few hours before the big festival, a limousine is coming towards Sesame Street. Big Bird is driving. He was texting and drinking a beer. The person he was driving was a young puppet lady wearing a skirt that was totally in season. She was an up and coming singer, actress, model, and the lead role in a play that was gonna be playing at the festival. She was so excited for her first lead performance. The girl had played minor roles in movies and extras in commercials before but never a lead role. "So, Miss Dawn, how ya feeling?" asked Big Bird.

        "Ugh! You're so annoying! Just stop talking to me," said the girl. She was busy in the middle of applying a twelfth layer of Extra Shine TM lip gloss. She was acting like a diva because she didn't want her driver to know that she was actually feeling extremely nervous. Her breasts were quivering as she spoke. "Okay then, my lady. I will refrain from speaking."

        "Good," the girl grunted. The girl was gonna be Dorothy Gale for the play which was "The Wizard of Oz". It was her favorite musical. As she sipped her tea, the limo screeched to a halt. "WHAT THE HELL!?" yelled the puppet girl in the vehicle. They were finally at Sesame Street after a five hour drive. Her eyes gleamed with excitement. This was her big chance to be a star. A huge mob of rabid fans rushed to her limo. Bodyguards quickly rushed to the girl's rescue. As she walked out, fanboys and fangirls asked for her autograph. "No thanks. I'm too famous." was always her reply. She was a sexy beast walking to the the theater and into her dressing room. It was just a half hour until her big performance. She applied the makeup herself, and it was on point. Her driver and manager, Big Bird walked in with urgent news. "Ma'am! There are too many fans! They're breaking in!"

        "Shit..." muttered the girl. She shot into the entrance room like a lightning bolt and saw a horrendous scene playing in front of her. People were shoving and spraying pepper spray on eachother. It was a jungle in there. Some guy noticed her and said, "Hey look! It's her! It's the wonderful Prairie Dawn!!!" A horde of people swarmed at her. They grabbed at her, but she evaded with skill. (She learned karate.) She roundhouse kicked some fans, and surprisingly, they got more excited. "PRAIRIE DAWN KICKED ME!!! ZOMG! I'LL NEVER WASH THIS FACE AGAIN!!!" This wasn't good.

        The young lady, Prairie ran fast but not fast enough. A crazy fan pushed her down. More climbed on top of them and started clawing. Luckily, Prairie managed to escape them, but one fan was holding onto her skirt and it tore. The skirt was now half as short. She was angry, but then had an idea. Prarie kissed an apple with her pounds of lipstick and threw it out of the theater with skill. All the fans ran out to try to catch the apple. Whew! She thought. That was close. Too close. This was her closest brush with death. A few minutes later, the play started.

        Sometime during the beginning, she sang "Somewhere Over the Rainbow". This woke up one person in the audience. It was an orange man. She sang beautifully, and a stick pointed out of his pants. She couldn't help but blush. This was one of the most handsomest puppets she had seen, and he might've liked her. She really wished the boy was Toto.

        After the play, Prairie approached the orange puppet. "Come," she told him and disappeared backstage. The boy followed her into the dressing room. "Listen," she said, "I think you're pretty cute. Wanna go on a date tomorrow?" Prairie always knew her ways with men. They couldn't resist her charm and grace. "Um... Yes. I'd love to," replied the boy. Yes! Score! Prairie always wins!

        "By the way... What's your name?" questioned the boy.

        "What!? You don't know who I am!? You're kidding, right?"

        "No! Not at all."

        "I'm Prairie Dawn, a celebrity, you know. Who're you?'

        "My name is Ernie. Nice too meet you."

        "Same. Sooo. Where do you wanna have the date?"

        "Well..."

        "How about that expensive Italian restaurant?"

        "Hey! I can't afford that!"

        "Relax. I know it's not normal for the lady to pay on the first date, but I'm richer you know. I can handle it. Relax."

        "Oh wow. Thanks. I'm looking forward to it." Suddenly Big Bird's head appeared at the door.

        "It's time to go, Miss," Big Bird told Prairie.

        "I guess I have to go. Well meet you there tomorrow at 6PM. Bye. Love ya." Prairie always knew how to get the man. Ernie was kicked out of the theater. As Prairie was driven home, all she could think about was how pretty Ernie was. He's perfect for me! That night, she dreamt of going to explore the world with Ernie.