A Sesame Street Love Story

Chapter 4: Trouble

        It was another bright and sunny day on Sesame Street. Ernie awoke extra early so that he could text his new girlfriend Prairie but... Bert had woke up earlier so that he could watch Ernie wake up. "Good morning!" said Ernie cheerfully. He was just playing an act so that Bert wouldn't get suspicious about the day before. "Remember our date?" inquired Bert. Then Ernie remember: They had postponed their first sex session to today. Ernie politely agreed even though he didn't like Bert anymore. Prairie was his one and only true waifu. He just didn't want him to know what was going on. Bert licked his lips and tore off his shirt. He pounced up on Ernie as Ernie screamed with fear.

        Burt was on top of Ernie and sunk to his knees. He licked Ernie's penis. "You like that?" he whispered. Ernie gasped as he felt the earth stop spinning. It felt as if time had slowed to a stop and dissolved into pleasure. Ernie's eyes rolled to the back of his head. It only lasted a few seconds until he was snapped back into reality. "Y-yes..." Ernie replied. He felt the adrenaline rush to his ears and tenderly sucked on Bert's tongue. Just then, they heard a knock on their door. The two men quickly got dressed and answered it.

        The one at the door was Big Bird. Ernie had recognized this man as Prairie's manager. Ernie had to think of something and fast or else. Big Bird was about to open his beak to speak; Ernie was running out of time. Think! Think! Think! "Prairie Dawn wants you to come over for dinner; this time at her hotel," said the manager. It was all over for Ernie... or so he thought.

        "Burt! It's not what you think!" insisted Ernie.

        "What!? Are you serious!? I'm a big fan! You must be Big Bird, her manager. Nice to meet you. I'm Burt!"

        "..." Ernie was dumbfounded. He would never had guessed that Burt was a fan of his girlfriend! Ernie was relieved that Burt wasn't on to them. He sighed a huge sigh of relief. "Um. I don't know who you are. I was looking for Ernie," said Big Bird, looking at Ernie. Oh shit! I have to do something!

        "Y-yeah! You see, Prairie and I go a long way back, you see. We're childhood friends. We're just having dinner together to catch up. I can't bring anyone else." That was really lame! I hope Burt falls for it. His judgment is always clouded for his love for me! "Oh! I see. Well, in that case can I come? I'll be reeeallyyyy goooood! I promise!" Burt pleaded.

        "No! It's a catching up dinner! You can't come!" yelled Ernie. Oh crap! Doing that will make me look suspicious I can't seem too persistent that he can't come. "Actually on second thought, you can come!" Holy shit, Ernie! You really fucked yourself this time! I look even ore suspicious by changing my mind. Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap... "Oh really!? Whipeeeeeee!" Burt cheered and danced around the room.

        "Okay. I will tell Miss Dawn that you will be bringing a friend, Mr Ernie. Good day," said Big Bird as he was waving goodbye.

        "Well?!? What'd he say?!" Prairie Dawn was jumping up and down on her hotel bedroom, super excited for the upcoming date. He's so dreamy! She thought. None of my other boyfriend compare to how cute he is! "He said yes, but he's gonna bring a friend over. Is that okay?"

        "Ew! Fine... what a drag. I don't want another person at the dinner table! He'll totally ruin the chemistry! Ernie's such a pain!" Prairie whined. At the school where Ernie worked, he just thought all day on how to get out of his pickle. He thought about texting Burt or Prairie but didn't. After all, he didn't want to look like he was planning something devious. He was said to meet with Prairie at her house at 5PM. When driving home from work that day, a light bulb shined in his head. He had a plan. He had to be quick; there was only an hour left until the date!