A Sesame Street Love Story

Chapter 3: Dating

        The birds were chirping outside Ernie's apartment window. Time to wake up! Even after he woke up, he couldn't get the woman he met yesterday out of his mind. Then he remembered: he was going out with Prairie tonight! He was excited until he saw Burt sound asleep in their bed. Burt was a strappling young man with big rippling muscles. Women all over would flock to him until they found out he was interested in only men. Ernie was lucky to have married him. On their marriage day, Bert and Ernie swore to never cheat on eachother. What was Ernie to do?

        Prairie Dawn sat up on her bed and ate a delicious meal prepared by her butler, manager, and driver, Big Bird. She was so excited to go on a date with Ernie. She couldn't wait; she could hardly contain herself. Every morning she had to Skype with her parents to check up on her, so she did. They were very strict with her and also had to speak with Big Bird to see if she behaving or not. If she wasn't, she would get a spanking. That's when she realized something. Her parents would never allow Prairie to love a plebeian like Ernie. They were former Hollywood stars who were huge with everybody. If they found out, they would probably disown her. What was Prairie to do?

        Both lovers tried to get their problems out of their mind by going shopping. They needed to prepare for their big date. Ernie wore a fancy tuxedo, black pants, and dress shoes that he rented out for the date, while Prairie wore the finest black dress, curled hair, ten pounds of makeup, and high heels. They talked with eachother and got to know eachother better. It was the most romantic evening in both of their lives. Meanwhile, Bert gets home from his modeling job. It's 6PM. Hmm... That's strange. Burt thinks. Ernie usually gets home before I do! He's just an elementary school teacher, after all. It turns out that Ernie didn't remember to tell Burt he was going out.

        Ernie had promised to make sweet sexy love to Burt after he got home. They had been planning their first session for weeks now. He would never miss an event as monumental as this! Something must be wrong. Burt started panicking. Ernie was the most important thing in his life. His brother was killed in a gang fight, his sister was raped and murdered, and both of his parents died in a car accident. Ernie was the closest thing to him like family now. He had to find him.

        Back at the restaurant, the two lovebirds talked for  four hours. It was almost time to leave. "I guess we should be leaving," said Prarie seductively. "I'll pay."

        "Okay," agreed Ernie.

        "W-what!? Are you serious!?"

        "What?"

        "Aren't you gonna offer to pay!?"

        "N-no... You said..."

        "I said that to test your gentleman skills! Ugh! You suck at this. Ive had twenty five boyfriends before, and every single one of them paid! How dare you!"

        "I-i'm sorry! So sorry. I'll pay."

        "Oh no! It's fine. Let me." Ernie knew this was another one of her tests.

        "No. Let me."

        "That's more like it. Thank you Ernie. Big Bird! Start the car!" yelled Prairie. "Thank you so much for being a gentleman, Ernie. I look forward to future dates."       

        "Yeah. Me too." Ernie watched Prairiewalk out of the restaurant with her manager. He was so turned on by her even more than yesterday. What a fine lady! She's so powerful. I like. Just then, Burt burst into the door. He was shirtless because he wanted to attract Ernie. "Ernie! I found you. What are you doing?!"

        "I was just eating some food, sweet stuff! I swear!" Ernie insisted. Burt took a look at the receipt.

        "2000$!!! Ernie!" screamed Burt to Ernie.

        "Well... This is a pretty expensive restaurant."

        "Fine. I'll have to give up my money for you. Remember, you owe me another back rub."

        "Yes. I know." Ernie was so relieved that his boyfriend didn't suspect that he and another person were dating. Burt was oblivious to the fact that Ernie was cheating on him. He would never believe that his most beloved would betray him like that. He and Ernie went back to their apartment and postponed the sex until tomorrow.  The couple had a nice rest, well excluding Ernie. What the fuck am I going to do?! I don't think I could keep this up. I have to deceive my husbad and girlfriend. What the fuck am I going to do?!