A Sesame Street Love Story

Chapter 7: Imprisoned

        Ernie and Prairie quivered in their boots. The police found out and tracked them down. The parents hid themselves with their seven children in the basement. "They would never find us here!" Ernie thought. He thought that and said it out loud. The cops knew where they were. "OMG! ERNIE, YOU STUPID BAKA!!!" screamed Prairie.

        "I-i'm sorry! So sorry!" Ernie said. They didn't realize that they were attracting more attention. The police quickly arrested Ernie and Prairie and took the kids to a shelter. The couple knew that they were screwed. Ernie tried to think, but nothing came to his mind when he was going to the police station. Prairie just sobbed the whole ride there. "I miss them!" she exclaimed, "W-we shouldn't have gone through with your plan a year ago, honey. I'm sorry. This is all your fault!"

        "My fault! Bitch! How dare you say that to me!?" Ernie had enough of Prairie's bullshit. Their relationship was breaking apart. They were told that they were going to be executed next week for their crimes. "Good! I'd rather die than fucking spend time with that sack of dog shit there anyway!"

        "What!? I made sweet love to you yesterday! You ungrateful microwaved piece of soap!" They were thrown into different jail cells where they stayed for a week. Even though, they said that they hated eachother, deep down they still cared very much for one another. Every night, Ernie would dream about all the fun experiences he had with his wife, and every night Prairie would cry about how much she missed Ernie. A week passed, and it was the day of Ernie and Prairie's execution. They still refused to talk to eachother. They were still trying to act tough for their spouses, hoping that that would make the other apologize, but obviously that didn't work. Ernie's execution came first. He was said to have his limbs ripped apart by ropes. Beads of sweat dripped down from his forehead. He knew that he was going to die. Prairie was forced to watch, but still acted all tough for Ernie. The executioner walked up to Ernie and tied four ropes to him, one for each limb. But something surprising happened. Instead of pulling Ernie's limbs, he cuts them. The executioner then runs off with Ernie. "What the fuck!?" screams Prairie trying to run, but she was being restrained by a guard named Elmo. The executioner made a dash toward Prairie, or so she thought. "KYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" she yelled out as the executioner approached her. He was actually targeting Elmo. He cut the furry red puppet in half with an axe. Blood splattered everywhere, but the executioner managed to grab Prairie before any could get on her perfect body. All three exit the execution sight in a flash because of the executioner's super sonic speed.

        The muscular executioner lays Ernie and Prairie down on the floor. "Whew!" said a relieved Ernie. "I don't even know who you are, but thank you!"

        "Yes! I owe my life to you!" adds Prairie.

        "Yeah. I am pretty awesome," the executioner told them.

        "Wait... Is that really you?"

        "So you finally noticed eh?"

        "Who is this guy?"

        "I'm his boyfriend!"

        "WHAT!? Ernie! Is he telling the truth?!"

        "No! Of course he's not! I don't even know this guy!"

        "Ernie! Quit lying to impress the chicks. I have our wedding on video."

        "Burt! Stop lying!!!

        "Ernie! You just called me Burt!"

        "Sweetie Pie, how did you know this man's name?!"

        "I just had a feeling I guess...          WAIT! Stop! Don't show her the video!"

        "It's too late. I did."

        "Ernie... How could you? You cheated on me! Remember our promise!?"

        "No! That's not true! Hey put that knife away!"

        "Goodbye Ernie." Prairie stabbed herself in the heart. "You dick...weed.." Prairie's lifeless corpse dropped onto the floor as Ernie mourns for her. "NOOO!!! BURT HOW COULD YOU!?"

        "I did it because I knew all along that you were cheating on me with that... that whore! How could you, Ernie!"

        "She was the love of my life!" Ernie grabbed Prairie's bloody knife. "Burt, I'll see you in hell!" As Ernie tries to stab Burt, he trips on a rock and stabs himself instead. "NO! Ugh..."

        "Hah! What a loser!"

        "Prairie... I love you." Those were the last words that Ernie had ever spoken. Behind Burt, a voice sounds from in a bush. "Hahaha. You've taken care of those two love birds pretty well, Burt."

        "Thank you... Big Bird." Big Bird stepped out of the bush.

        "And they never knew that we've been dating for over five years now. What a pair of losers. Let's go honey."

        "Yes. Let's." At the end of the day, Burt and Big Bird ride off in the sunset on their horse, leaving the bodies of Ernie and Prairie behind.

                                                                             THE END