A Sesame Street Love Story

Chapter 5: Plan

        While Ernie was driving home from work the day of his big date, he hatched the perfect plan. A plan to stop his husband and girlfriend from knowing about his cheating on them. He had to be quick, however, the clock was ticking, and he only had an hour left. He went down to the Sesame Street Shop and bought a scissor, a comb, black hair dye, perfume, a Justin Bieber album, makeup, a sturdy rope, orange skin dye, chocolates, and roses. Now, he only had thirty minutes to spare. Time was running out.

He went up to his friend Oscar's house which was a trashcan. Oscar was a green, messy puppet who lived in a trashcan and was always a grouch about everything. Ernie knew that Oscar really loved trash so he attracted him by holding up a Justin Bieber album (no hate i just know a lot of people hate him). Oscar's eyes widened. "Gimee that, you bitch!" Oscar screamed.

        "Then come with me." Oscar followed Ernie into his car. Ernie locked the doors and placed the album on he seat next t him. Oscar made a dive for it. Now this is where the rope would come in handy. Ernie grabbed Oscar when he wasn't looking and tied him up in the rope. Next he cut off Oscar's unibrow, combed his hair, used black and orange dye, applied makeup to look like Ernie, and used perfume to smell better like him too. He also had to give Oscar his clothes. Good thing Ernie kept a spare change of clothes. Ernie put the car on Turbo Engine Booster Mode and went out. "It was nice knowing you, Oscar!" The car went full speed ahead and collided with a truck. Oscar died o severe injuries a few minutes later. After the death of Oscar , Ernie ninja'd to the scene and removed the ropes. Ernie had completed phase 1 of his plan.

        Now, he had to go to Prairie's apartment to tell Prairie. When he arrived, Prairie had not heard of the news yet. "Prairie..." said Ernie. "Look, you and I have to get out of here and assume new identities." This was all so much for one girl to handle.

        "What?" cried Prairie. She did not now what was going on. Ernie explained the whole situation to her. Well, he did stretch the truth for her. Ernie told her that his friend Burt got jealous for dating Prairie Dawn and wanted to kill him. Burt killed Ernie's twin brother Bernie instead, and he couldn't come back because he knew that Burt would kill him if he found out that Ernie wasn't dead. He wants to be with Prairie forever so she has to pretend to die so they could live together forever. "I don't know. It sounds way too extreme. I can't go through with this pla-" Prairie was interrupted. Ernie has something in his hand: chocolates. Prairie couldn't resist, but somehow she did. "Ernie, I still ca-" Ernie held something in his other hand: a bouquet of flowers. Now Prairie really couldn't resist. She had received two amazing gifts from her lover, and this was also the perfect way to get her parents from noticing that she was in love with a plebeian. "Yes!" she screamed excitedly. "Now. let's see... how can I kill myself?" She looked at one of her maids.

        "Ooooh! Betty Lou, come!" Prairie was gonna use Betty Lou, a puppet with long blonde braided hair. Yes, she'll do! she thought deviously. "Yes, m'lady?" asked Betty politely. As those words left Betty's lips, Prairie held up a chainsaw that Ernie had given her and cut open Betty Lou. She used her makeup and stuff to disguise Betty as herself. "Hah!" Ernie and Prairie ran off into the sunset, out of Sesame Street.

        "What!? No! This can't be!" Burt screamed to himself. He kissed and kissed, but nothing happened. His husband was dead. News went across town about how Prairie Dawn was brutally murdered and sawed in half. The world mourned for her loss. In reality, both lovers had secretly gotten married, had septuplets: four boys, three girls, and traveled all over the world in new identities.