Obama POV: I was listening to Hotel Room Service by Pitbull. I was driving after I left my parents. Maybe if I stanned Loona, this wouldn't have happened. My parents have been telling me to become the usa of the president, but I don't want to. I have other dreams, like performing in the circus! I drove for so long, it was so hot. In the desert. I think. Or I'm just an astronaut in the ocean. I look out my car window, I saw a tent and a hot man in a bunny suit. 'What the hell? Is this mirage?' I got out of my car, only to be greeted by stepping on a bomb. My car blew up. Guess I wasn't leaving anytime soon.
Popee POV: I saw a hot guy walk out of his car, he looked great. He was wearing neon oraneg pants, like vectors, and a over sized tee shirt that read 'Keep calm and read hentai~'. Now taht was hot. I blushed a bit, I hope he didn't see. I saw my father (papi) aim a gun at hot guy's head.
Papi POV: Who the fuck is this loser. Who likes hentai when you can have yaoi??
Popee tackled his father, punching the gun. He ripped Papi's penis off. 'STAY AWAY FROM HOT GUY.'
Obama blushed, he didn't know hot guy in bunny suit liked him?
Obama ran to guy in bunny siut, crushing Papi who layed dead on the ground. 'Hi, whats ur name?? I'm Obama ;)' 'O-Oh, h-hi Obama, y-your welcome f-for saving you, a-and I'm P-Popee.' 'Well, Popee, what is this place. It looks cute, like u.' Popee blushed. He was supposed to be top. 'It's a circus, dumbass.' Popee answered with confidence. 'But, it can be anything you want bbg ;)' Obama tried not to blush. 'Well, I've always wanted to work in the circus!~'
Suddenly, Papi rose up and STABBED POPEE IN THE LEG.
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-+-'The Circus of H3ll'-+-'Popee x Obama'-+- AU
Non-FictionA story where Popee and Obama mak elauve, Don't worry, it's an AU where Popee and Obama are, like idk, both 24. & Obama may have feetus with rabies 😩😏🤪
