ariana: so guys... we have news.abel: we?
ariana: as in me and pez
bella: you two finally came out les for each other?
ariana: no. something a little boringer.
hailey: what is it?
gigi: ari?
ariana: oh right that
ariana: imma have pez announce it. it's not my place to
sean: y'all are scaring me now.
perrie: i'm pregnant
drake: what?
justin: SHES PREGNANT. ALEX FU-
tom cut justin off
tom: THEY KNOW WHAT PREGNANT MEANS
shawn: AHHHHHH BESTIE
kylie: i'm gonna cry stoppp
gigi: CONGRATS PEZZZ
sean: ong y'all lying
drake: no wayyy
jade: um i've been knew but i'm gonna join anyways.
jade: AHHHH MY BSF IS PREGGO
zayn: haha congrats
perrie: thx
kendall: how's alex feeling
perrie: i guess pretty happy
miley: is zayn feeling butt hurt?
zayn: i literally congratulated her-
miley: lol jk. no time for drama. celebration time.
zendaya: thsi does cause for a celebration.
kylie: where's everyone rn
kendall: LA
miley: same
abel: same
bella: same
sean: basically we're all in LA
ariana: shit i'm not. i'm in nyc w dalton rn. i'll fly out
tom: what a good time to be in california
jade: PARTY AT JAILEYS
justin: WHY IS IT ALWAYS AT OURS??
kendall: it's like in those tv shows we always go to one person's place
selena: i'm so shocked & happy for you pez wow
zayn: congrats to you and Alex x
perrie: thanks
drake: AWW ZERRIE IS ON TALKING TERMS😁
zayn: that's a little dramatic
liam: i remember when you had a pic of perrie hung up by the wall and played darts knife edition.
perrie: yOU DID WHAT
zayn: i had to take my anger out on something
shawn: that sounds psychotic😋🤞🏼
camila: shawn has been using these dumbass emojis and it's pissing me off
shawn: you like that? or do you just not like me?
niall: SORRY I DONT TREAT U LIKE A GODDESS
bella: IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO?
gigi: omg tiktok addicts🤦🏻♀️
selena: guys i haven't been to a party in really long can we plz get this over w ?
ariana: NOOOO IM NOT THERE YET
miley: ari is lowkey the life of the party
sean: and you aren't? you brought a pole one time and showed us all off
louis: YESS OMG I TGINK I HAVE A VID
miley: EW YOURE SUCH A WEIRDO YOU RECORDED THAT?
miley: send
kylie: yeah i need to find a sitter for stormi though 😩
justin: i don't think we're drinking bc we're celebrating perrie and she's pregnant
drake: who's we🤨
louis: i'll bring the condoms and crack👆🏼
harry: FINALLY YOU DONT GET OFFENDED WHEN WE SAY THAT
louis: no only me
taylor: k jus lmk when it starts.
kendall: taylor's alive?
taylor: no sorry it's my ghost texting
taylor: tf
tom: THE AGGRESSION
zendaya: LMFAOOO IK
abel: you guys are already giving me a headache and we're texting.
hailey: plz you get a headache no matter what
abel: stfu duck lips. that's why you married jb
justin: what-
hailey: y'all really have no other come back except duck lips ??
selena: yes duck lips now shh we party planning
ariana: it's fine i hired someone for you guys.
sean: i thought the party was today?
ariana: well since the life of the party isn't there it's tmmr now 😁
drake: omfg ong it's always ari
harry: tbh
ariana: honestly i don't give a flying fuck plz don't come instead
sean: LMAOO ari we just playing
ariana: honestly you guys are so annoying i should punch you
perrie: thank you so much ari. idk how i could've done this without you.
ariana: no problem pez. anything for my girl.
louis: so pez. godparents huh?
perrie: goodnight guys.
kylie: NO WAIT that's an amazing question.
tom: yea have you chosen them yet?
bella: i mean i'm not expecting something ofcc.
shawn: didnt zigi have a kid?
zayn: eh ours is pretty simple.
gigi: yea godmother is zayn's mom & godfather is my dad.
perrie: omg honestly that's so cute
kylie; you guys know there's such thing as like a backup one incase anything happens to the ones you chose right?
ariana: incase anything happens to harry & i, OBVIOUSLY STORMI'S GODPARENTS, the kid should be given to the family of the child then.
taylor: yeah but all i know is that you fuckers aren't my child's godparent.
selena: we'll see tay😉
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A/N: ngl this is a little shorter than usual but i forgot when the last update was & im so sorry for that😭😭
anyways thank you guys soooo much for all the reads, votes & comments. i promise i read and enjoy all of them. hopefully more in the future.~N.
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