Happy Birthday Shawn !

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shawn: ok y'all.

shawn: idc but i know you guys are planning me a birthday bash and i wanted to let you know it's gotta be perfect.

shawn: and if it's not, you're canceled.

kylie: ok bitch.

miley: you're not a minor anymore!

justin: you could start drinking with us!

shawn: who said i never did lol.

big sean: i should send this shit to the authorities-

shawn: compared to the things you've done?

taylor: someone's 21 and doesn't know how to act.

shawn: ITS SO COOL.

ariana: the birthday bash is coming along tho.

tom: we've been planning this since late july since it's your 21st and it's special.

shawn: THANKS YALL.

perrie: what kind of gift would you prefer?

shawn: IS PEZ BUYING ME A GIFT?

perrie: yk i should jus cancel...

shawn: SORRY SORRY. i'm not used to you getting me gifts.

zayn: you haven't seen that side yet.

perrie: what's "that"side?

zayn: beautiful one.

gigi: anyWHORE.... the party's ready. we jus need someone to bring the champagne.

zendaya: ....

kendall: i'm sorry, WHAT?

harry: how is it a 21st birthday party without champagne?

gigi: at first i asked bella to get it but she said she was quote on quote "too busy" to get it. and i can't right now.

drake: y'all suck like shit. ima get it.

camila: yk what this means right?

selena: drake's finally pitching in for something nice?

justin: we'll do something nice for shawn?

camila: none the above.

camila: were all older then the age of 21! we can go to clubs together, party like animals whenever we want.

shawn: y'all should thank my birthday.

ariana: thank my ass for the party idea.

abel: we were gonna throw him something anyway so there's no difference.

ariana: were u gonna throw him something???

abel: i-

ariana: ok abel exactly.

niall: i ordered something for you mendes;)

louis: MY SHAIALL HEART🙈💞

liam: he literally ordered him something-

louis: OH MY FUCKING GOD LIAM WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING ANNOYING LIKE SHUT THE HELL UP NO ONE CARES!!

hailey: ...

taylor: i care.

taylor: lewis.

selena: oh no the two sass masters are back at it again.

shawn: edward.

harry: huh?

shawn: no i mean the actual edward.

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