perrie: hey bitchesssssssss
bella: hey gorl.
gigi: somebody's in a v good mood.
zendaya: u finally got it ur way last night?
perrie: nooo.
zayn: babe can u come home from jade's? i hav a surprise.
shawn: 🙈
perrie: what kind of surprise?
zayn: sexual surprise.
niall: anna oop-
liam: zayn, keep it professional.
louis: lighten ya ass up lima!
harry: why're we fighting again?
camila: omg, camarryxpustin reunion?
justin: YAS.
harry: don't. ever. again. please.
perrie: that'd be amazing!
ariana: oh yea? zariana & tomdaya reunion!
tom: YUSSS
zendaya: u guys are dumbasses smh.
zayn: don't shake ur head wen u could hav fun with us.
hailey: lol we need another groupo.
selena: taylena n shawlouis
bella: ok these ship names get weirder and weirder.
drake: or shalena n taylouis ?
shawn: or that lol.
louis: i don't mind it. for now.
taylor: that'd be a fucking blast.
big sean: taylor. cussing?
jade: not new if you've hung out w her.
miley: can we jus hav a sexual zerrie moment?
camila: NO. CAMARRYxPUSTIN HANGOUT.
camila: PLUS, CHICKS BEFORE DICKS. ISSA GOLDEN RULE.
kendall; it rly is.
kylie: but like, harry n justin r gonna b there 2.
camila: i mean u should listen to chicks before dicks.
camila: and bitch who's side r u on?
drake: i love it wen my bb's like this.
ed: u haven't even asked her out n ur claiming her? weak.
shawn: hate to say it but i actually agree w him.
ed: ^🖕
Perrie's POV
sooo cami told me to meet her at zayn's aapartment for where they'll all pick me up for camarryxpustin day ON my birthday. yea no worries.
i wondered "where are we going?"
i asked camila but she refused to tell me. only her and harry know where we're going. justin and i stay curious and confused on whatever they're planning.
though, cami gave me one hint. harry decided on it which means it's either a therapist or a museum of idiotic.
last time we had a camarryxpustin day, we thought he was gonna kill himself. we went to an amusement park. me and justin were those exciting little kids while Camila was sort of in the middle of that teenaged kid and the little one.
harry was that parent who wanted to kill himself because Camila sort of forced him onto every ride with her. she went on the more extreme rides then rather the others.
i knock onto the door waiting for somebody's ass to open it. for some reason sean opens the door to all my bitches screaming on the top of they're lungs "HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEZZY BOO!"
we all go in for a group hug & talk for a few until Camila speaks up and says "now y'all asses is gonna clean up this shit after." which causes all of our to harmonize a laugh out.
i love em.
O. M. G. HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEZZY BOOBOO! ISTG ILYSFM!! I CAN'T BELIEVE UR ACTUALLY 26!!! AHHH HAV A GOOD 1.
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