Taylor's Album, Song... Oh And Haylor

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perrie: omg taylor is fucking killing us.

niall: am lost. which part.

shawn: oh idk, the part where she live streamed in front of thousands, where she revealed the album name n cover, where she released YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN.

louis: @ harlena sex

big sean: oh wowe y'all must b rly loud.

taylor: u must hear it.

taylor: thank uuuu all for the love n support u put me in a rly comfortable place^ . ^

tom: issa boppy bop bop

zayn: it's also funny how u also released YNTCD on trumps bday.

jade: accurate.

justin: from 1-10 i'll giv it a 100/10.

hailey: that's too little yet so low.

big sean: so what're u releasing after YNTCD??

camila: LOVER! WE ALL KNEW IT! U COULDNT HIDE IT FROM US TAYTAYSWIFTIE HAHA.

kylie: i thought it was home or kaleidoscope:(

camila: WELL BOO HOO

ed: let's b a lil nicer.

camila: ok. sorry. u didn't get the album name right or whatever.

drake: bro u need to stop w ur newbie ass lookin leprechaun.

niall: IM THE LEPRECHAUN

liam: now you've got an angry drake&ed and a moody niall.

louis: neil, i rly think u should calm down. u don't hav the leprechaun hair so🤷‍♀️

niall: you wouldn't get it LEWIS.

taylor: BACK TO MY ALBUM.

kendall: it'd b rly great if u weren't famous for writing songs ab exes but🤷‍♀️

selena: well at least she's famous for something other then what her sisters do..

miley: SKSKSK

gigi: u should be the least person talking ASS SHRINKER AND WHISPER SINGING.

miley: we actually do something with our careers and not hav to walk down runways for money💅🏻

bella: nah now that's offending all of us models.

hailey: us models work rly hard 2 b where we r rn n don't deserve this negativity.

harry: or we should call it... megativity!

abel: ...

troye: that's the worse one yet.

harry: miley + negativity = megativity.

justin: fuck y'all. don't appreciate a good joke. haz that was amazing.

selena: no way are y'all gonna b best friends.

selena: hailey, come get ur mans. 

zayn: excuse u? that's rly offensive to me n justy❤️

tom: u know what else rhymes with justy? MUSTY!

perrie: i love u tomskksskks

zendaya: zustin attacked.

ariana: zustin endgame.

taylor: damn ok.

harry: guys can we pls appreciate this beautiful women's music n stop fighting?

shawn: HAYLOR REUNION!

troye: sign my book. I BEG U!

taylor: thx haz❤️

harry: it's the truth. u put out good music n its never appreciated.

perrie: why can't zayn b like that?

zayn: i am perfect jus the way i am.

jade: but u don't shower her w compliments. haylor isn't even a couple n they do.

selena: y'all honestly rly cute. i don't care. u guys jus act the cutest shit.

miley: selena + NOT jealous = ?

charlie: leave her alone miley. she acts way better then u do...

taylor: anyWHORE...

taylor: my album comes out august 23rd 2019 12am. stream it. idc. i'm already gonna b the biggest n shit.

kylie: the promo there was jus 👌

ariana: yea right. my album sales r way bigger🙄

selena: ari, why does reputation hav more streams then thank u, next does n rep came out 2017?

jade: wowe.

abel: the shade here doesn't get any better😌👌

harry: congrats taylor.

taylor: thank u hazzy🖤🥺🙈



taylor promotion n other random shit. this might not be the best chapter i've posted but HAYLOR REUNIONS ARE ALWAYS THE BEST CHAPTERS.

anyWHORE... thank u for actually reading this shitty chapter🖤🖤🖤

btw if this isn't as good it's cuz i wrote this while i was at the dentist.

aesthetic: 🖤🌙☁️🌪🤲🏻💧🖇🏹👼🏻

~N. xoxo🖤🌙☁️

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