ariana: mileyyyy i'm soooo sorryyyyyy
louis: what happened?
bella: miley got a divorce, grandpa.
louis: first of all fuck you bella, second, i guess since were in the same chat i'm apparently sorry. i guess.
taylor: louis, you are the biggest ass.
louis: thanks i have one.
taylor: same.
taylor:
big sean: harry's hardddddddd.
camila: YEAH ILL BE THERE FOR YOU MILEY, WE'LL HELP YOU THRU THIS AND STUFF.
louis: yea sure.
ariana removed louis from the group chat
ariana: he started to annoy me.
gigi: lo sineto mucho por las molestias , miley.
justin; i read porn.
zayn: DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK?
niall: *fook
liam: seems like gigi picked up sum spanish.
miley: HIS NAME WAS LIAM
liam: ?
jade: i think it's best if u stay away li.
liam: well i'm sorry for the inconvenience.
miley: HE ALWAYS USED TO APOLOGIZE AND HIS NAME WAS LIAM
liam: ok peace✌️
miley: HE ALWAYS USED TO USE THAT EMOJI AND HE ALWAYS USED TO APOLOGIZE AND HIS NAME WAS LIAM
drake: if it makes it any better, i had a friend named chris.
zendaya: no no no-
miley: HE HAD A BROTHER NAMED CHRIS AND HE ALWAYS USED TO USE THAT EMOJI AND HE ALWAYS USED TO APOLOGIZE AND HIS NAME WAS LIAM
kendall: you had to use that reference, did you?
perrie: anygay.... it says that he wished u the best and both agreed it was for the best.
miley: I WAS LYING! OF COURSE I'D SAY THAT!
kylie: yea but you're the biggest bitch to us.
miley: bc i don't like you guys.
tom: ok so we're here to support her or...?
justin: i miss louis.
justin added louis to the group chat
louis: justin, i was busy.taylor: doing nothing.
niall: no no taylor. he was writing his album coming "sOoN".
louis: yea mister, where's your album?
niall: coming in a few , at least i have an album and actual songs on it.
louis; when you win teen choice every year by releasing one song, come talk to me.
justin: SASS MASTA OF DONCASTA.
taylor: when you win a grammy for breathing, come talk to me.
tom: taylor rn.
tom:
selena: you guys are good for nothing.
harry: miley, go take some time off. we'll add you the next conversation we have.
hailey: btw were coming over.
gigi: don't expect us not to come.
miley: ok. thanks. girls and harry.
louis; i gave my apologies sis.
miley: anyWHORE... fuck u lou😘
miley left the group chat!
camila: that's a great way to leave.
louis: very offensive to the sass master.
taylor: louis, no one cares. pls face that.
abel: i think she's happy now.
selena: yea bcoz after a few hrs of her divorce she's SOO happy😒.
ariana: anygay get ready ladies we're going over to comfort our bff.
tom: yes girlies. chop-chop!
justin: i'm ready, tomlina.
tom: good work, justina.
jade: omg-
AND YES I AM PROBABLY AWARE THAT MIAM IS NOT THEY'RE SHIP NAME BUT I STICKED TO IT ANYWAY.
tomlina was a last minute nickname i jus made up. don't judge me. i tried.
btw i am v sorry for what happened to miley and liam. they were seriously the cutest thing i've seen in forever. but i respect they're decisions and wish them a happy life.
~N. xoxo🖤☁️🌙
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