Happy Birthday Kylie !

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(authors note: if you want, listen to the song above for this chapter. idk if the chapter is 3mins long tho lol.)

kylie: hiiii.

kendall: hi?

miley: hey kylie started the chat.

big sean: don't end up like sean mendez. we start with gangy words.

drake: like "yo wassup fuckers" or "sup bitches" or "which one of y'all asses is up?"

kylie: i'd like to use an appropriate one for today.

bella: ok y'all smth's real special today.

abel: the day you found out you were pregnant with stormi?

kylie: nope. that was way before august.

gigi: travis's big day?

kylie: wish.

hailey: you got a puppy?

kylie: getting one way sooner.

selena: has to be something big if we keep going on.

justin: is about me? ;)

kylie: no. ew.

kendall: hailey come get your mans.

ariana removed tom & shawn

kylie: ummm. why?

ariana: those little ass wipes came to my place and played ding-dong-ditch like they weren't gonna get caught.

jade: i can imagine these idiots running away from your house and security cameras.

camila: ooo are we playing the guessing game???

camila: uhhh... DUCKS!

drake: yk what rhymes with ducks?

camila: lucks? bucks? sucks?

ed: poor innocent camila.

louis: leave my bff alone you dickheads.

camila: ^💕😍😘💕

kylie: so... no one?

liam: i mean.... clearly.

niall: if it's in the food category i'll definitely win for sure.

zayn: does it have to do with something about you?

kylie: YES YES YOU'RE CLOSE.

justin: SOMEBODY ADD SHAWN!

bella added shawn to the group chat

shawn: OMG GORL YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD?? PERIODT SIS.

kylie: not even close.

perrie: we suck. just tell us.

taylor: *when you try so hard but never succeed*

harry: ^

kylie: fine. it's-

ariana removed kylie from the group chat

ariana: ok y'all get your shit.

selena: let's add back tom now.

selena added tom to the group chat

tom: OK MISS GRANDE. YOU'RE TAKING THE REMOVING BUTTON TOO SERIOUSLY.

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