Redamancy: The WenZhou/JunZhe Series

Versace On The Floor (WenZhou)

Plot:

It's Ah Xu's birthday and an evil plan runs through Wen Ke Xings's veins... one that has something to do with lace and all.

Longish chapter. May contain slightly mature content.(this fic starts off with cute fluff and familial interactions and then stuff yea).

AU requested by @farawaywanderer (ilysm) (HERE'S SOMETHING FOR YOU TO READ WHILE YOU'RE IN HORNY JAIL 😭😭)

3rd Person's POV:

Today was a very special day. Ah Xu's birthday.

As cheesy as it sounds, Wen Ke Xing being the extra hopeless romantic that he is, wanted to hold an extra extravagant banquet honoring his lover, so naturally he has prepared everything in advance for the biggest event of a lifetime that he would ever do.

The Chief was currently instructing the ladies of the unfaithful and the ghosts who were all setting up the Ghost Valley. Yes, the banquet would be held there for reasons that Ah Xu had never been there and he wanted his first visit to be special.

"Faster, make sure that everything is set in order, otherwise punishment would be given.", He said in a threatening tone as he inspected and looked over the arrangements and all.

On the other hand, Chengling (who is the lucky idiot that got adopted by both Wen Ke Xing and Zhou Zi Shu) was trying to wake up his papa.

"Papa, Wake up!", he said as he started to shake Zishu to wake.

"Papa!", he stated louder this time,but still received no response, so as him being the little shit that he is, decided to sing "Happy Birthday" in the most out of tone way, causing his Angry and Annoyed Papa to pinch him by his ears playfully.

"Brat, do you realize that you ruined my mood today!", Zhou said.

"I'm sorry papa, it's your birthday today and I have been instructed to have you awakened by Dad.", Chengling said.

"Great! Another idiot, where is he anyways?", He replied.

"Papa, I can't tell you, he just told me to have you get ready, we're going somewhere afterwards, so please prepare now papa, there's food on the table.", his son stated.

"Alright, whatever.", I said

Chengling left and Zishu just did what his idiotic son told him to and moments later they were both set leave and head off to the Ghost Valley.

"Papa, I need to place a blindfold on your eyes until we get there okay?Don't worry I'll be very careful and cautious, just trust me."

"Whatever, brat, just let this get over with.", he said as he got inside the carrier, blindfolded.

The carrier has reached a halt and Chengling guides him and then lead him to the Ghost Valley.

"3,2,1, and we're here papa, happy birthday!!!", Chengling stated as he began to remove the blindfold.

"Happy Birthday Darling! Happy Birthday!", he heard the familiar voice singing off key as he opened his eyes, and then was left speechless as he saw where he was currently, all the decorations, the people, and his lover.

"Wen Ke Xing!", he exclaimed, not sure whether he wanted to beat the shit out of him or smooch him then and there.

"Ah Xu, I'm here, why'd you call my name so sweetly?", Lao Wen asked in return, almost innocently.

(HEHEHEHE SEE WHAT I DID THERE I MISS WENZHOU 25/7 )

"You... cheated me, what is this place, you even had our son come along and execute your plan, I'm getting back at you one day.", he said.