Now that I'm 16 I'm able to go to my music camp just during the day. And I don't have to sleep there. So I grab my backpack and head upstairs.
[Dylan] Hey guys.
Mom was running after Jackson to tell him about summer school.
[Dylan] Ooh I got to see this.
I then followed after.
[Mom] You and I need to talk, and it's a little bit awkward.
[Jackson] Mom, I know where babies come from.
[Mom] It's about what happened last school year.
[Jackson] About how I crushed it?
[Dylan muttering] More like bombed.
[Mom] Did you? Because a D-minus in History is not exactly crushing it. Which is why I've decided you're gonna pull up that bad grade in summer school.
[Jackson] Summer school? Mom, you can't be serious. I'm gonna be hanging out with Lola all summer. I don't even know how to process this.
[Mom] Luckily you don't have to, because school starts today. Here are your books, and a special lunch. Don't forget to look under the pie for a please-dont-hate-me gift card.
She then hands Jackson his backpack and lunch, and pushes him towards the door.
[Jackson] What? So, like, don't even argue? Just go? Mom, you can't do this to me. I'm Chillaxin' Jackson.
[Mom] Now you're History Passin' Jackson.
She then pushes Jackson out the door and closes it. I then get off the chair I perched myself on once my phone binged indicating Tyler was here and headed for the door telling my mom I should be home by 6.
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[Dylan] I'm home.
I come through the back door. Right at this time Kimmy throws a drink at some lady.
[Kimmy] It's a little tart, just like you.
[Realtor lady] I'm his realtor. Nothing is going on here except a smooth and painless escrow. In fact, all this man can talk about is how much he loves you.
Kimmy and Fernando then turn and stare at Aunt Stephanie.
[Aunt Stephanie] Oops. Allow me.
She then proceeds to throw a glass of lemonade at herself.
[Aunt Stephanie] How rude.
[Kimmy] I am so sorry.
[Realtor lady] I've been shot four times this is nothing. Here's my card for all your housing needs. Call Debbie Gold, everything I touch turns to sold. Realtor lady says.
[Jimmy] What did I miss?
[Aunt Stephanie] Well, I threw a glass of lemonade at my face.
[Jimmy] Made the same mistake. The key is to use a straw.
[Fernando yelling] People, come to the kitchen.
[Fernando] I have wonderful news. Today, I close escrow on a fabulous home for me and Kimberlina and Ramona to move into together. Surprise!
[Kimmy] You bought us a house?
[Exclaims Fernando] Surprise!
[Fernando] Get this, it's the old Gibbler house.
[Kimmy] Seriously? You bought us the Gibbler House?
[Fernando] Yes. The Gibbler house.
[Jimmy] I can't believe you bought the Gibbler house. Wait, have I been pronouncing my last name wrong all these years?
[Mom] Wow. I'd really miss you and Ramona, and... You and Ramona.
[Fernando] Max, I know you must be happy. You have wanted me gone since the day I moved in.
[Max] I don't know how to feel. On one hand, I don't like you. On the other hand, I need you. You're my nemesis. I need a chewable aspirin.
Max then walks out of the kitchen.
[Kimmy] Fernando, I have to say buying us a home is a beautiful gesture.
[Fernando] So, you're moving in?
[Kimmy] But I also have to say I'm very angry I wasn't consulted.
[Fernando] So, you're not moving in?
[Kimmy] But I appreciate you trying to make me happy.
[Fernando] So, you are moving in?
[Kimmy] But this does not make me happy.
[Fernando] So, you're not moving in?
[Kimmy] You just do whatever you want and expect me to go along with it.
[Fernando] But I'm only thinking of you when I tell you what to do. Because I have the best ideas.
[Kimmy] I'm sorry. But I made a commitment to DJ. So, I'm staying right here with the She-Wolf Pack.
Kimmy walks over to Aunt Stephanie and mom and they howl like the crazies they are.
[Fernando] Well, I am not leaving this house without a Gibbler in my arms.
Just then Jimmy runs over and jumps into Fernando's arms.
[Jimmy] See, Steph? I told you the Universe provides.
Matt then comes through the door.
[Matt] Hey, DJ, you might be busy with...whatever this is. Can I talk to you for a sec? Matt asks.
[Mom] Sure.
[Jimmy] We are gonna have so much fun, roomier. Hey Dylan you should come hang out with us.
[Dylan] Sure. Just not today I'm tired, I'm just gonna go to bed.
[Aunt Stephanie] Ok, well did you want something to eat.
[Dylan] No, I'm good. Night everyone.
Once I'm downstairs I collapse onto my bed and throw my bag over towards my piano stool. Instantly I fall asleep.
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Authors Note:
First chapter done.
Published: 6/15/2021
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TOF (season 3)
HumorThe third book to my The Other Fuller series. If I have the school year mixed up or any of the other three boys ages or grade messed up please let me know Based off the Netflix original series Fuller House. All OC belong to me. Story starts in the s...