TOF (season 3)

My Best Friend's Japanese Wedding

Kimmy wakes me up letting me know that we've arrived. So I get up and we all exit the plane heading for baggage claim. Once I have my stuff I join the others as we leave the airport.

[Mom] Wow, here we are. Shibuya Crossing. The Times Square of Tokyo.

[Aunt Steph] Is that Uncle Jesseca on the side of that building or am I crazy?

[Mom] Remember Uncle Jesse's song "Forever" was number 1 in Japan in the summer of '92.

[Aunt Steph] Wow. 25 years ago and he's still milking the same cow. How rude.

[Mom] I wonder why he never told us about it? L

The commercial then starts playing.

[Mom] Now I know why he didn't tell us about it. L

[Max] People, why are we standing around? We're in Japan.

We then all walked to the crosswalk.

[Mom] Ok, everybody. Take someone's hand, and stay close together.

Everyone links hands while I stand next to Stephanie but don't grab her hand as both mine are filled. Both Matt and Steve move over so they can both grab moms hands.

[Mom] Oh. Thanks, guys, but I'm gonna walk with my younger kids. You can hold each other's hands.

[Matt] Why are we doing this?

[Steve] Because DJ told us to. Now hold on tight.

[Dylan] You guys are so dumb.

We then walk to the other side and I notice mom grabbed the wrong kid instead of Max

[Dylan] You grabbed the wrong kid mom. You left max over there.

[Mom] Hey! Who are you?

[Max] Hey, Mom! I made new friends!

[Mom] There!

[Dylan] Should I go grab him?

[Matt] I'll get him. I got him.

Matt then runs across the street to get Max and then we headed to catch taxis to head to the hotel.

~Time Skip~

Kimmy and Fernando are currently dressed as Kabuki dancers, when they start dancing weird.

[Mom] Please tell me that's not Kimmy and Fernando.

[Aunt Steph] You know I can't do that.

[Jackson] People say that, eventually, everyone turns into their parents. You scared?

[Ramona] A little. And by "little," I mean I am terrified.

[Jackson] Yeah.

[Dylan] You definitely should be.

Eventually Kimmy and Fernando stop dancing and we're able to eat. I'm sitting next to Stephanie trying to eat as little as possible. When CJ comes over to talk to Kimmy.

[CJ] We'll talk about that kabuki dance later. Right now, something even more horrible has happened.

[Kimmy] Oh, whatever it is, I'll fix it.

[CJ] My maid of honor is not coming. Her passport expired.

[Kimmy] I can't fix that.

[Matt] Well, hey. I'm the best man. Why doesn't DJ be the maid of honor? And then we could walk down the aisle together! I mean, how romantic would that be?