TOF (season 3)

Say Yes to the Dress

[Aunt Steph] Man. No way.

[Jimmy] I know, Vanessa Hudgens so wore it better.

[Aunt Steph] No. The movie that I sold my song to had their big red carpet premier. Yeah, Death Trap Four: The Reaper Returns.

[Jimmy] I love the Reaper's catchphrase in that: "You've been reapered."

Kimmy sits food on the table.

[Kimmy] Why didn't they invite you to the premier?

[Aunt Steph] I don't know, but it doesn't matter.

[Jimmy] Yeah I bet no one important even went.

[Max] Is that Barack Obama standing between Denzel and George Lopez?

[Kimmy] Oh, man. George Lopez was there?

[Jimmy] Well, in that case, I am outraged. Tell you what, Steph, meet me in the living room at eight o'clock in your fanciest dress. Or you can borrow one of mine.

[Aunt Steph] What are you up to?

[Jimmy] I have no idea. But even if I did, I wouldn't tell you, because whatever it is, it's a surprise. Even from me.

Jimmy then goes running out the door. And Jackson comes downstairs.

[Jackson] Hey. Can you guys maybe tone down all the family "lovey-doves" stuff today? Also, could you two not do anything ridiculously cute?

Tommy kisses the dog.

[Jackson] Like that.

[Max] You don't want to be embarrassed in front of your now girlfriend?

[Jackson] What's with the attitude?

[Max] Somebody didn't give me a goodnight kiss, and I was so upset that I only got 11 hours of sleep. So, yes, I'm cranky.

[Ramona] Morning everyone. Doesn't Rocki look super adorable in my pink poodle PJs?

[Rocki] No. Rocki looks like she was assaulted by a cotton candy machine.

[Jackson] Wow. You're a girl.

[Rocki] With sugar and spice and everything—blah!

Rocki goes to sit down as Jackson pulls out his phone.

[Jackson] Oh, man, wait till I post this.

[Rocki] Delete that or I will delete you from this planet.

[Max] Your girlfriend's a little tiger.

[Dylan] I'm going to piano lessons now. Bye.

~Time Skip~

As I'm walking home a car pulls over next to me and the window rolls down and I here Gia yelling at me to get in.

[Dylan] Thanks for the ride

[Gia] No problem, oh this is Ray, anyways had to pick up Rocki. But why were you walking alone at night

[Dylan] No other way to get home. And hi Ray

[Gia] Doesn't your mom or anyone pick you up.

[Dylan] No, and I don't need them to, I manage fine on my own.

We pull up to the house, and get out heading up the the door. As we walk in Fernando's singing and everyone else is dancing.

[Fernando] Hola, Gia.

[Gia] I drop her off, you're singing "Livin' La Vida Loca," I pick her up, you're singing "Livin' La Vida Loca." You people have a Ricky Martin problem. Rocki. What are you wearing?

[Rocki] Mom, you left me in a cult. I had to fit in to survive.

[Dylan] That is why I leave as fast as I can for as long as I can.

[Fernando] It's conga time!

[Gia] Let's go. Ray's waiting.

[Rocki] Ray?

[Gia] I'm pretty sure that's his name. It's past the point where I can ask.

[Rocki] If you tell anyone that I kissed a baby, I will end you.

[Jackson] If you tell anyone how much my family loves me, you'll be sorry.

[Rocki] Deal.

[Jackson] Hug on it?

Rocki then punches Jackson.

[Dylan] Night Rocki.

[Rocki] Night Dyl.

[Jackson] Ow! Same spot. Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, don't cry,

I shake my head as I go to the basement to go to sleep.

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Published: 02/14/2022