TOF (season 3)

Uncle Jesse's Adventures in Babysitting

[Fernando] Oh, boy. We really made a mess.

[Dylan] Yeah we did.

[Jimmy] Don't worry. DJ will be cool with it.

[Mom] What...? What have you done to my kitchen? I am not cool with this.

[Jimmy] Wow. I was way off.

[Fernando] FBI, Kimmy thinks tonight is a simple housewarming dinner at the old Gibbler house.

[Mom] Don't you mean FYI?

[Fernando] No. FBI. Fernando's Big Information. So, FYI, Kimmy does not know that Jimmy and I have painstakingly restored her childhood home back to its full Gibbler glory.

[Mom] Really? Like every weird artifact? Even the egg-shaped--

[Fernando] Yes.

[Mom] Not the humongous--

[Jimmy] Yes.

[Mom] What about the rubber--

[Fernando] No, no. You can only find those in Thailand. Now, remember. Not one word to Kimmy.

[Kimmy] Hey, Deej.

[Mom] Hey.

[Fernando] I said not one word.

[Fernando then walks away with his food.]

[Aunt Steph] Hey, guys.

[Mom] Hey.

[Dylan] Hi Aunt Steph.

[Aunt Steph] So, check it out. Got my cast off.

[Kimmy] Nice.

[Dylan] Cool.

[Mom] That's great.

[Aunt Steph] And now I can finally take a real shower.

[Kimmy] Oh, hallelujah!

[Mom] Thank goodness.

[Aunt Steph] In other news, Kimmy, I want you to know, the only reason I'm going to this party is because Jimmy invited me. Not because I'm curious to see the house.

[Kimmy] You've never been inside?

[Aunt Steph] Nope. I was not welcome.

[Kimmy] Oh, sweet cheese. You chose not to come over.

[Aunt Steph] Because when I was five, you told me your house was haunted.

[Kimmy] It was haunted. By a friendly ghost named Mr. Mutchnik.

[Aunt Steph] You are such a list, liar, pants on fire. You owe me an apology.

[Kimmy] I do not, because I'm not a liar. As far as the pants-on-fire thing, that was one time at a fondue restaurant.

[Mom] Come on, you guys. Just say you're sorry so we can have fun tonight.

[Aunt Steph] You're right. I'm sorry...

[Kimmy] Thank you

[Aunt Steph]...that you're out of your mind.

[Kimmy] In that case, I'm sorry...

[Aunt Steph] Thank you.

[Kimmy]...that you're such an idiot.

[Mom] Girls, you are killing the she-wolf vibe.