I. Have. No. Words. 1K reads? *looks around* are y'all bitches serious? seriously tho thx sosososoooo much for the 1k i never thought this time 2 weeks ago i would get 100+ but 1000? i'm speechless, just thank you to all who read this and i hope you keep enjoying it ❤️
Leshawna: ladies and gentlemen!
Trent: what
Justin: what
Heather: what
Leshawna: i am your host Leshawna, and this is, the Total Drama Roast!
Tyler: oh no...
Leshawna: first up, Trenton!
Noah: we're literally havinh roasts now?
Leshawna: yes go along with it
Heather: this will be fun, i'll go first
Heather: Trent, people always say you're a big cliche, a cringefest and a douchebag but they're wrong! you're not a cliche.
Gwen: SLZKSOJSJSHDUHH NOOOOOOO THAT WAS BRUTAL I-
Trent: 😀🔫
Gwen: my turn!
Gwen: whoever said everything is bigger in texas has obviously never seen your dick.
Trent: NOT TRUE
Justin: can confirm ^
Gwen: but you knownwhat they have seen? Your forehead.
Trent: 🙁
Justin: Trent, i love you with all my soul, which is why i'd like you to know that YOUR SHIRTS ARE FUCKING UGLY!
Trent: 😢
Leshawna: oooooh harsh, next up we have, Izzy!
Izzy: this is gonna be so funny!
Heather: i'll go
Heather: Izzy, if i throw a stick will you leave
Gwen: 🤣🤣🤣
Noah: that emoji is a sin
Gwen: 🖕🖕🖕 better?
Noah: much
Noah: n e wayz. Izzy if your brain was dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow up.
Trent: damn
Izzy: omg Noah lmao
Tyler: you're more disappointing than an unsalted, unsugared pretzel
Gwen: oof
Heather: i know you didn't just say oof...
Gwen: oof
Leshawna: our next victim, Tyler!
Alejandro: what's the difference between a child and Tyler?
Alejandro: Children don't moan "harder daddy" when you spank them.
