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Heather: it's my BIRTHDAY!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Gwen: bitch who asked 😐
Heather: wow Gwen, i almost gave a fuck
Beth: #GWEATHER
Courtney: ew tf? my bf and my gf?
Noah: sounds familiar...
Courtney: shut up rectangle
Leshawna: RECTANGLE?! BEST. INSULT. EVER. 😭
Heather: As i was SAYING, it's my BIRTHDAY!!!
Noah: it's like you can taste the bitchiness through the screen 😯
Heather: hush rectangle
Gwen: r we just making that a thing now?
Courtney: yes
Harold: Heather, wanna know what legendary celeb you share a birthday with?
Heather: YES 🤩
Harold has added Ezekiel
Gwen: wait NO! 😱
Courtney: NO WAY! 😀🔫
Heather: YOU BETTER BE FUCKING LYING!!! 😰
Ezekiel: yo dawg wassup!
Harold: Hey Zeke, what day is it today?
Ezekiel: it's my BIRTHDAY BRAH!
Leshawna: *laughing*
Gwen: *dying of laughter*
Courtney: *laughter InTeNsIfIeS*
Noah:
*scary michael laughter*
Heather: STOP
Gwen: PLS I SOUND LIKE A STEAM KETTLE RN
Leshawna: SAME GURL!
Heather: ENOUGH!
Noah:
heather has removed EzekielHeather has left
Gwen added Heather
Heather left
Leshawna added Heather
Heather left
Courtney has added Heather
Heather: YOU TOO COURT???!!!
Courtney: 😘
Heather: i h8 U
Courtney: liar❤️ ily
Heather: *SIGH* ❤️ ily too
Lindsay: aaawwww Lebanesians
Heather: eh close enough 🤷♀️
Harold: i would also like to add that Noah has the same B day as Alejnadro, Duncan and Trent and Courtney and Sc*tt
Courtney: more like Skkkott
Gwen: oop-
Courtney: me @ skkkott
Noah: but like.... he kinda actually looks like an oompa loompa
Courtney: OMFG HE DOES WOW
Heather: #Skkkottisanoompaloompa
Gwen: #Skkkottisanoompaloompa
Leshawna: #skkkottisanoompaloompa
Courtney: #skkkottisanoompaloompa
Noah: #Skkkottisanoompaloompa
Courtney: i'm loving this Skkkott slander
Harold has added Scott
Harold has changed the groupchat name to #Skkkottisanoompaloompa army
Scott: the fuck?
Harold: backread Skkkott
Scott: ur all f*gs
Courtney: told u so 😁
Scott: hey bby 🥵
Heather: that better not be aimed at my girlfriend
Scott: Ew what the fuck you're d*kes?
Courtney: goodbye Skkkott 👋😁
Courtney has removed Scott
Harold: that was so much fun, i can see why Duncan bullies me now.
Courtney: IKR, also Duncan bullies u cuz he has a 2 incher last time i saw it.
Harold: HA! DUNCAN HAS A SMALL WEINER
Courtney: also Skkkott has a small one too
Heather: how small? 🤔
Courtney: 3 inches at best, 0.5 inches at worst
Heather: wow Courtney always get's the small dicks
Courtney: why do you think i prefer coochie?
Heather: bc i have one obv
Harold: SmoooooOOOOOOOooooooth
and that's a wrap! n e aayz ily u all hope u enjoed cyanara 👋
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Total drama group chat but GAY
Fanfictioni honestly have no idea why i wanted to do this but hey, points for unoriginality ykwim? also 🏳️🌈