gwen: this gc feels kinda dead ngl
Heather: your presence does that
Gwen: stfu
Alejandro: i agree the only interesting thing that happens here is the slander and roasting of Gwendolyn
Leshawna: Gwendolyn i- 🤣
Heather: WAIT HER NAMES GWEDOLYN? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOWWBFKWLZEBKDNWJFYEJZEEPPKEKSJSSFJWBSEERKF
Gwen: i fucking hate u all
Tyler: I HAVE AN IDEA
Tyler: LETS ADD JOSE AND CARLOS!!!
Tyler has added José and Carlos to the chat
Alejandro: Tyler whyyyyyyy 😫
José: well this is... interesting to say the least
Carlos: Why
Alejandro: yes Ty, why?
Tyler: cuz they're cool babe!
Carlos: Babe?
Heather: OH SHI-
Alejandro: don't do that!
Alejandro: stop pausing in a digital conversation!!!
Carlos: BABE?
Alejandro: hehe funny story...
José: i caught them making out before they could fuck
Gwen: seriously???!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 thisistoofuckingmuch🤣🤣🤣🤣😫😫😫
Carlos: wow...
Alejandro: José i will murder you
José: also Tyler had a MASSIVE boner
Tyler: THAT'S NOT TRUE 😡😡😡😡
Alejandro: omw to fucking commit murder ig
Trent: why do these convos always end with someone getting murdered
Cody: preach
DJ: Alejandro pls don't murder your brother
DJ: Alejandro!?!?!
DJ: Al!?!?!?
Alejandro: don't call me Al
DJ: thank god...
Alejandro: i just finished annihalating my brother
José: Still here 😇
Justin: just like im gonna annihalate Trent's ass tn
Trent: i hope so ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cody: you guys are gross
Trent: Don't act like you and Noah aren't fucking like dogs every weekend
Izzy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOCO🏳️🌈NOCO🏳️🌈NOCO🏳️🌈NOCO🏳️🌈NOCO🏳️🌈NOCO🏳️🌈NOCO🏳️🌈NOCO🏳️🌈NOCO🏳️🌈
Noah: do i even have a say in this?
Izzy: NO!
eva: no
Sierra: NO BC CODYKINS IS MY HUBBY FOR LIFE NO ONE WILL STEAL HIM NOAH
Eva has removed Sierra
Sierra: NO
Izzy: CO
Sierra has left the chat
Noah: the devil has been vanquished
Cody: thank god
Noah: Hey Cody wanna come over
Trent: -to fuck like dogs again?
Justin: You're so discusting-
Justin: -i love you 😘
Trent: i love u 2 hot horny model man 😘
Gwen: weird flex but ok
Justin: must be Jelly cuz jam ain't green
Courtney: why'd you have to put jelly and green in the same sentence
Justin: why not
Harold: phobia factor GOSH
Leshawna: hey string bean!
Harold: greetings lushawna
Leshawna: I'M COPYRIGHTING THAT
Harold: only if get to gatekeep it too 🤤
Leshawna: 🤷♀️ eh sure why not?
Noah: #Leharoldistheonlystraightshipistan
Geoff: AHEM
Noah: nah gidgette's annoying
Bridgette: AHEM BITCH WHAT-
Geoff: OH NO HE DIDN'T LETS GET 'IM BABE
Bridgette: normally i don't condone violence but LETS KILL THIS FUCKER
Noah: 🏃♂️
Bridgette: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE
Noah: Why's my door banging?
Cody: Oh Shit
Trent: Oh Shit
Justin: Oh Shit
Noah: OH SHIT GOTTA GO 🏃♂️
Cody: Don't die SENPAIIIIIII!!!
Gwen: simp
Cody: 😐
Noah: im lehit goana die!!
Noah: SMEONE HWLP!!!!!
Geoff: STOP RESISTING PUNISHMENT
Leshawna: welp, he dead
ok firstly FIVE HUNDRED READS OMFG TYSM, second the picture at the start is my sexuality tier list (or at least how i imagine them) for the total drama casts.
Hope u enjoyed love u all x
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Total drama group chat but GAY
Fanfici honestly have no idea why i wanted to do this but hey, points for unoriginality ykwim? also 🏳️🌈