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Finally, we decide on who goes first: Fitz. Though he isn't happy about it, he sighs in defeat and spins the bottle; which lands squarely on Dex..

"WOAH WOAH WOAH! THERE'S NO WAY I'M LETTING THE WONDERBOY KISS ME!"

Everybody except him and fits burst into fits of giggles. Even Tam! We end up holding Dex down so Fitz can tentatively peck him on the lips. Both of them are bright red *Yeets Fedex and runs*  meaning that it's Biana's turn. She spins the bottle, which lands on Linh. Linh goes bright red. 

"I'm very sorry about this, Linh"

Biana gives Linh a short 'liplock' and quickly retreats to her spot in the circle. Now it's Foster's turn. She spins the bottle and it lands on Fitz.

"OoOOoOOoO"

"Shut up, Keefe!"

I roll my eyes. And I gleefully watch Fitz kiss Sophie. It literally lasts for like half a lifetime.

"Alright, alright, get a room!"

"Like you can say anything!"

Fitz points to Tam, and I scowl.

"That's not-"

"It's your turn, Lord Hunky Hair."

*nobody knows where Ro went, maybe she poofed?*

"Lemme show you how it's done, amateurs."

I spin the bottle with as much force as I can. Honestly, I'm terrified of who it's going to land on. I swear I'll die if it lands on Sophie. 

(Fitz's POV:) (Short)

I focus on the bottle, trying to get a hold on it using my telekinesis, I grasp it, and it lurches forwards, I steer it towards Tam, and it stops in a slow spin. I strain, and I manage to get it point squarely at Tam. That'll teach Keefe for all the "Fitzphie" teasing.

(Tam's POV:)

I stare down at the bottle. Of all the people I have to kiss, why KEEFE?! He's literally the most annoying elf I've ever met. Well, apart from Linh. I glare at the bottle.

"Not. Happening."

Everybody looks at each other, and I realize a moment too late that Sophie and Fitz are talking to them telepathically. They all lunge at me, and pin me down. I can see that Keefe is going through a similar experience. I struggle, but they have me trapped. I guess this is happening, then. They force Keefe towards me.

"Alright, alright I'll do it! Just quit touching me!"

Wait- Keefe is okay with this? I feel my cheeks burn and I squeeze my eyes shut. But I open them open wide again when I feel Keefe brush his lips lightly against mine. 

"There! I did it! Are you guys happy now?!"

He seems as flustered as I am. I would've guessed somebody like him would have had loads of experience in this kind of thing. I've heard tons of girls talking about him. Way. Too. Loudly. Now it's Linh's turn, she spins me. 

"See? What did I say?"

"I guess Linh just spins again?"

Linh shrugs and spins again; landing on Fitz.

"BOTH the Vackers? You've GOT to be kidding me!"

I hardly notice as Linh hesitantly kisses Fitz. All I can think is: It's my turn next, it's my turn next..

"Tam! Your turn!"

I gulp, hands shaking as I spin the bottle. It skitters around on the floor before landing straight. on. KEEFE. 

"AGAIN?!"

We both yelp. Everybody giggles.

"Serves Keefe right, teasing us like that!"

"Well Tam, are you going to do it yourself or do you need some help?"

I groan. It was bad enough the first time, but now I'M the one who has to do it. It's so much worse. 

Well, maybe not THAT bad...