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ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝟜

*Enjoy the backround music*

(Keefe's POV:)

I search the cafeteria for Tam's stupid silver bangs, hoping to get on the same table as him. God.. what has happened to me?!

"Aha!"

I finally spot him talking to Linh. I carry my tray over to them and plonk down across from him. 

"Hey, Bangs boy."

"I see you missed me?"

I scowl, 

"Hold on, I'm the one who makes the jokes around here."

I find myself trying extra hard to make Tam laugh, more than I ever tried to make Foster laugh. Huh.

"Alright, Lord Hunky Hair."

I grin, unexpectedly happy that Tam had remembered to call me by my 'noble title.'

"That's me-"

"You boys are so weird, one seconds you hate each other, the next, you're best buddies!"

"Pff, best buddies with Bangs boy, as if!"

(Tam's POV:)

Keefe's words hurt. Way more than they should. But.. ouch. My echo stirrrs. 

"Bangs boy? You good?"

"Huh? Yeah, I'm fine."

Keefe looks unconvinced, but he doesn't pry. I guess we could be friends.. What am I doing? Just days ago we both wanted each other's heads, and now I expect him to be my "BBF?" Get it together!

(At Teergan's residence)

(Keefe's POV:)

I arrive at the house, and immediately see Linh open the door,

"Come in! We'll sneak up on Tam!"

I smirk, Tam's sister is cool. Tam should be more like her. We sneak up to the door of Tam's room, and I can hear the rustling of fabric. Good, he's in there, now time for some payback. I wait for him to walk towards the door and stick my head from the side.

"BOO!"

"GAHHHH!"

He leaps back onto the bed while I'm laughing so hard that tears stream down my cheeks.

"Your FACE!"

He doesn't seem as amused as I am, though, and I get a face full of pillow.

"Oh, it's ON!"

I launch it back at him and it hits him right in the bangs. He shakes them out of his eyes and glares at me. Then he grabs two pillows -one for each hand- and leaps at me, pummeling me in pillow blows. I laugh, holding up my arms in a vain attempt of blocking him. I squirm, but he has me trapped under his legs. 

"Alright, alright, you win!"

He stops hitting me and drops the pillows.

"Don't ever do that again!"

"No promises!"

He reaches for the pillows again.

"Fineeee, but you gotta admit, it was pretty priceless."

I get another whack in the face

"Ow! Quit it!"

"Uh.. I see you two have been busy..?"

I spin around, and see Foster, Fitzy, Biana, the Dexinator and Linh watching us with raised eyebrows.

"Uh.."

I realize that Tam is shirtless, and he has me pinned to the floor, straddling me. Alright, I see where you're coming from, but it's definitely NOT what it looks like. Tam immediately stands up and offers me a hand. But I'm too embarrassed to take it. I can feel everyone's emotions, and I can feel my face burn.

"It's not-"

"Anyway, we're playing spin the bottle, and you're playing whether you like it or not!"

I sit down quickly, eager to change the subject.

"So, um.. what's spin the bottle?"

*After explanation cuz I'm lazy*

"Uh.. but what if Fitz spins Biana or Bangs boy spins Linh?"

I ask, everybody shivers.

"Well? Do they still have to do kiss? I vote yes."

"Keefe!"

"Alright, alright.."

"Uh.. who's going first?"

"I vote Bangs boy!"

I smirk at Tam, who gives me a KILLER death stare.