No Homo! | KAM KOTLC

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝟙𝟚

(Tam's POV:)

Ever since the "spin the bottle" episode, Keefe has been.. flirty? With me. He teases me even more than Sophie now. And now my stupid crush is getting way out of control. Ugh.. stupid Keefe. Stupid Linh. My imparter lights up; Keefe has been calling me a lot recently, and I answer him every time.

"What do you want now, Hunky Hair?"

"Nothing. Just bored."

I roll my eyes.

"Can I come over to Tiergan's place?"

"Why?"

"The nosehairs, remember?"

"Oh yeah, sure."

"Cool!"

The imparter goes blank. I sigh. I have to do something about myself. I think of yesterday morning, and I lift my arm to my neck, feeling the hickeys on my neck. I resist the urge to smile. God, I need help.

(Keefe's POV:)

I knock on the door of Tiergan's-

*SO I JUST REALIZED I'VE BEEN SPELLING TIERGAN WRONG THIS WHOLE TIME-*

-house and step back. A moment later, Tam opens the door and steps aside to let me in. I pat the satchel that I'm carrying, with a smirk.

"I stopped by Slurps and Burps."

Tam raises an eyebrow.

"What?"

"Nothing."

I look Tam up and down, he's wearing jeans paired with a hoodie that looks like it's two sizes too big for him. I smirk.

"What are you looking at?"

He crosses his arms in front of himself self-consciously. It only makes me smirk more. 

"Oh, and, we're finishing that pillow fight! Don't think I've forgotten, Bangs boy!"

He rolls his eyes, and I imagine pinning him to a wall and- Nope. No more simpery. We go to his room and I pour my prank elixirs out on his desk. 

"So.. Nosehairs with some Gurglegut to make things interesting?"

"Um.. yeah."

Once we'd mixed the two elixirs together, and they had thankfully not exploded, I smirked at Tam and walked to the bed to get pillows. He rolls his eyes and copies me, launching pillows at me without hesitation. I do my best to dodge, and throw mine at Tam, one of my pillows hits him and I cheer. Before getting a mouthful of pillow. I grab another pillow and prepare to yeet it, but we're interrupted by Sir Tiergan clearing his throat.

"I see you boys are.. having.. fun?"

Was that teasing I just heard?

"Seriously? You're in this too? How much did Linh pay you?"

(Tam's POV:)

I forgot to tell Tiergan that Keefe would be coming. Oops. Suddenly, a pillow hits the side of my face.

"Aced it!"

"Oh come on, Keefe!"

I launch another back and Tiergan leaves us to it. We keep throwing pillows at each other until we both run out. We look around and realize that the pile of pillows is in between both of us. We both lunge for it, I manage to tackle Keefe, and we roll over the bed, almost off it. I'm on top of him, but he manages to flip us over so that he's on top off me. Ugh.. Keefe, why do you always have to be so good at this? I yelp as I'm covered in pillow blows. But I don't mind having Keefe on top of me.. I can feel his legs wrapped around my torso- REEEEE