Sans AU Oneshots [Requests Closed]

Substitute Dream [Ft. Lust!Papyrus]

(AN: Sorry for most of these being ships. Lust!Papyrus will be called Desire. In my headcannons I said Dream is more childish than actually innocent, I lied, in this he's completely oblivious, but in others he won't.)

     "Hey, Papyrus?" Dream asked.
     "Yes, Love?" Desire turned to see the small yellow male sitting down awkwardly at the table.
     "Oh. You're new. What's it you need, Sweetheart?~" He licked his teeth, causing Dream nervously chuckle.
     "W-Well, I have a few questions..." He tried sounding like his regular cheery self.
     "Eight inches, our longest one is eleven, smallest four." Dream shot a confused glance at the other. A moment of silence was shared between the two before Desire said, "Oooooh! You... You have other questions! Oh. Okay." Another pause before Dream smiled. "You see, my friend Ink is going to his moms funeral—he's the protector of AUs—so I have to fill in for him, I just have a few questions then I have my last stop."

Desires Point of View:

     AU? What's an AU? Oh! Those are the things Sans told me about! Okay. I'm following.           
     "How would you rate your happiness?" The cute, small, innocent boy in front of me asked.           
     "Well~ Currently I'm pretty happy, especially since a cutie like your self desired to stroll on in~" The blonde boy, who I will now be referring to as 'Cutie', let out a nervous chuckle. "But if you were to..~ Come with me, to the back, I would be much happier~" His eyes lit up.

     "Really? I could make you happier just by walking to the back?" He beamed.
     "Simply ecstatic~" "What's in the back that would make you so happy?" He asked. God he's so innocent..~ "Once you walk in their, just you, me, a few 'toys' and a bed~" He stared blankly at me.
     "Do you want to play dolls?" I laughed.
     "No, but I can show you something much more fun if you follow me~"

     "Okay!" He chirped and leaped up. We walk to the back.
     "Pick your selection~" I held up my little toy box, as Cutie, clearly confused, looked around the box. He picked up a rope.
     "What could we use this for?"
     "I can show you, Cutie~" I took the rope from him and laid him in the bed.
     "My name's Dream, by the way! Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself!" He apologized as I tied his hands to the headboard.

     "..?" I began to tie his legs to the end of the bed, smirking as undid his cape. "Wh-Whats this for?" I tied him up, flirted, AND have my eye glowing with a small pink heart in it.

     Desire explained what he was doing and Dream said he didn't really want to do that, so they just talked a little bit more, than he went to his last AU.

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Sorry it's short! Until next time!

Here's the funeral by the way-

"We are gathered here today to honor the unfortunate death of—" Ink stifled a laugh. "Ink. Shut the hell up!" Cross whispered. "I'm sorry— I'm sorry-"