Its LMAO not ROFL dude 8(i think)[part1]
I got home like...4 seconds before my cousin Marlene did. Thank god for that. 4 seconds would've given her the time to text all her buddies down in south dakota.
"HEYY!!!! Where's your BF??? Is he decent? Can I have him???" Marlene squaled.
I rolled my eyes. I could've answered, but she wouldn't have listened anyway.
"Never mind, what am I thinking??? YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!! I should respect him. Whether he's hot or not. Too bad for me though. Maybe I be the rebound when you decide he's not your type? Or maybe I should steal him from you... noo your my cousin anyway. I'll just wait till he's single. Or is he really ugly???? I don't wanna date an ugly dude." Marlene blabered on.
Then a car, I'm guessing, a Honda NSX, just rolled into my driveway. I didn't have to see who was in it to know who it was. How did Lynn friggen get my address??? Stupid dude. Now what's my cousin going to do NOW!?!?!?
Lynn, of course, stepped out. He waved to me. Oh great. Guess who now has a 'boyfriend'??? Marlene took one look at Lynn and she squealed. Litterally. Like a pig being tortured.
"OOH!!!! IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND!!! HE'S ABSOLUTELY AMAZINGLY HAWT!!!" Marlene screamed.
Oh great. What's worse? I've got a boyfriend? or that the boyfriend is Lynn???? orr is it the fact that Marlene is falling all over him and that he's apparently 'hot'????
only a part geez
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It's LMAO not ROFL, dude
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