YAYY!!! 10th chapter already... I won't be as detailed cause it just finished the first day pretty much or else i'll have 100 chapters o.0... so yeah... SORRYY
Chole's POV
The next morning I felt breath on the back of my neck, through my hoodie. Now you must be thinking, oh wow, please stop the most normal common things that happen in story books where the dude ends up sneaking into the girls bed and sleeping with her. And sleeping as in, snoring dreaming ETC, not...the other type of sleeping... Well, things like that happen dude/dudet. Its a way of life.
"WTF DUDE!?!?" I screamed at the top of my lungs.
While I said that, I managed to kick him off and I heard a loud thud on the hardwood floor. Luckily, it was the side of the bed with the yellow rug. Hopefully I didn't almost kill him, again.
"That's what you get when you almost kill me, WHOOAHHH!!" He yelled in my ear as he got up, into one of those karate things.
It was pretty strange how he knew a paramore song, and actually be able to part sing it.
"Well, there's a million other guys Who do it just like you, Looking as innocent as possible
to get to who they want and who they like, It's easy if you do it right, Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse!!" I screamed right back at him.
"Hurtfull." He frowned.
Oh well, your fault little Lynn dude.
"Can't make my own decisions, Or make any with precision, Well maybe you should tie me up,
So I don't go where you don't want me!" He yelled at me.
You don't have to believe me, But the way I, way I see it, Next time you point a finger, I might have to bend it back Or break it, break it off!!" I screamed.
"Oh yeah?? Well..." He started.
I was seriously getting bored and annoyed with this so instead, I grabbed my foot pillow, the one I used when I had fungus filled feet, and threw it at his face and pushed him out of my room. I also locked the door and pushed my mini dresser in front of it, just in case.
I went into the bathroom and washed my hair. Then, I put on a blue and gray stripped tunic and gray tights. I also put on my other navy blue hoodie that had a zipper. Whatever you call those things. On it said ' Silence is golden, duct tape is silver, but my security guards are black'. It was pretty hard to read in the 'faded' font and it was white and looked weird...
I combed my hair back and put it into a loose pony tail with more than half of my hair out of the tie. I grabbed backpack and was ready to leave for school, but then I remembered Lynn was still there. So much for normal today..Sigh. Why does this happen to me, I mean, THIS ONLY HAPPENS IN STORY BOOKS!! Sheesh.
Slowly walking out of my room, I noticed that Lynn wasn't just randomly standing there with a stupid smile on his face. And, I noticed his car was gone too. Good for him, he realizes that there are now things in life that can beat up his sorry little face. I AM VICTORIOUS!!!
Again, I walked to school and saw some snotty little b1tches glaring at me. Oh, my, freaking, god. Like, REALLY? This was so p1ssing me off.
"WHAT DO YOU WA NT WITH ME!?!?!" I yelled at them.
Obviously surprised, they just narrowed their eyes and walked away whispering stupid rumors they're going to spread about me. Oh great, just GREAT. I have to live with stupid Lynn, sluts trying to destroy me, and my popularity rising by the second. Wait no, scratch that, nano second.
I saw Brook walking out of her car into the school, I went over to her.
"Hey, who's your homeroom teacher?" I asked her.
Apparently, We'd have writing and the last 2 cycle classes together. Okay, at least I got a friend so I won't be so alone or so annoyed but stupid Lydon.
We went our own ways and I got my stuff out of my locker. Just like those TV shows, or movies, or whatever, as soon as I closed my locker, there stood Lydon leaning against another locker smirking at me. OH WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO START THE DAY!!!
"Hey, babe. Ready to walk in slow-mo to our class with my arm around your shoulder?" He attempted to say, huskily.
Rolling my eyes I asked, "State you're name, buisness, and when you're conference is supposed to be held,"
"Wha..." He started, I cut him off.
"Oh, you don't have a reservation to speak to me? Well then, G.T.F.O." I snapped at him and walked away, trying to make myself most annoyed as ever.
Life, for the rest of the day. Was actually pretty normal, except that there were people glaring, Lynn, and my popularity rising. So, I guess, it wasn't normal at all.
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