Kurtis was walking down the street one day when he saw an unfamiliar building with the sign "HOT MILFS". He had no idea what a milf was but decided to go in. IT WAS A DRUG DEALER MAFIA RUN BY HOT MIDDLE AGED WOMEN NAMED CLARENCE AND THAT ONE LADY FROM RESIDENT EVIL WHO EVERYONE SIMPS OVER. He slowly walked over to the pretty ladies and took their bags of sugar since he ran out of them for his tea (#KurtisConnerIsBritish). When Kurtis went to eat the sugar he teleported into a high school, he was the principal.
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Humorme and my friend Lei (@loreleilololo)worked on this and Rat (&RatChild4221) too 😻 it's one big satire mess, read the tags and get the idea. I don't really know what else to say.
