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road trip chaos with the sbi

requested by fallentale4

(this is very chaotic)

i don't recommend doing this ever

When you were first invited to the annual SBI roadtrip, something your blond best friend did every year with his family, you thought nothing about it.

Wilbur looked like he'd be chill, Techno was quiet, and Phil seemed like a really good guy, so you thought nothing of it. You thought that Tommy would be the biggest problem of them all. But no.

Tommy should actually be the least of your concerns.

At the beginning, everything was alright. Phil was driving the car, Wilbur was jamming to his music in his ear buds. Techno was napping. Everything was alright, all fine. Then the first driver switch occurred.

Techno switched with Phil, Phil moving to sit where Techno was. And you thought that Techno had enough sleep since Phil was driving for a few hours already. He didn't.

You noticed it after an hour into the driver switch, the car suddenly filling with familiar snores. You turn to the passenger seat, expecting to see Techno's mouth open so you can laugh about it to Tommy, but instead it was Phil on his phone. You turn next to you to see Wilbur playing some game on his phone, and on your other side Tommy was playing the same.

You looked at the last seat available in the car and you gasped lightly, seeing Techno's face squished against the wheel. It was a wonder the horn hadn't gone off.

You turn to face Tommy fully and use your hands to block his screen. He groans and looks at you, slightly annoyed. "What? I was trying to beat that bitch behind you!" You faintly hear Wilbur's arm rustling, probably coming up to stick the middle finger at Tommy, but you just glare at Tommy. You point at the driver's seat and Tommy turns to face his sleeping brother.

"What?" Tommy asks. You look at him exasperated and point more at Techno's smushed face. Tommy only sits there, more confused than before. "Yeah, he's driving." You shake your head. "But he's sleeping! How is he even driving!" Tommy shrugs and points to Techno.

You turn just to see Techno turn the wheel with his face, the wheel turning to switch lanes.

You stare blankly at Techno's head and when you turn back to your best friend, you see that he has gone back to playing his game. You look back at Techno worriedly, for him and for your lives, before going back to whatever you were doing on your phone.

If he could switch lanes like that, then maybe he can keep us alive until the next switch. You weren't fully confident in that statement.

The next switch, Wilbur came to the driver's seat to drive. Techno relocated to the back, leaving Phil still in the passenger's seat. Thankfully, you stopped at a gas station so all of you could stretch your limbs, get some snacks, and use the restroom.

Then you were all back on the road.

Wilbur, thankfully didn't fall asleep on the wheel like Techno did, and instead just sung wildly. Somehow, the family was unfazed. You, on the other hand, were not. You could feel Tommy glance at you every once in a while, eyebrows knit together in confusion when he saw your annoyed face, and just decided to hope for the best.

Wilbur's driving shift was shorter than the rest because they stopped by a beach. The five of you immediately file out, Phil going to get something in the back of the car as the others run for the water.

You were racing Tommy when suddenly Techno picks Tommy from behind and makes a run for it towards the ocean, leaving you in the dust. "That must be where Techno gets all that strength from." You mutter to yourself, briefly thinking about how long Techno slept in the car.

You turn to face where you thought Wilbur was but instead, you see empty air. "What." You mutter again. You turn around in circles, yet you do not see any sign of Wilbur. You catch sight of Phil making his way down the steps to the sand and you run towards him, ignoring the loud screams and laughter further down the beach.

"I think Wilbur's gone." You tell Phil this and his smile immediately drops. "I knew that fucker would run off." Phil groans before handing you the bags that he was carrying. "Hold this and set up a blanket, I'm going to find him." You can only nod as you watch the dad clad in green pull out a whistle from seemingly nowhere and run away.

You sigh and bring the stuff over to some area of the beach, thanking Techno when he comes to briefly help set up. You make sure everything is secured before making a run for the water and jumping in.

Your feet make contact with someone's face.

You scream in shock and Wilbur emerges from the water. "There you are, you little bitch!" Phil yells from across the beach. You turn to his direction to see literal sand being kicked up as the man runs at full speed towards his brown haired son.

You turn back to Wilbur and see him swimming away frantically.

Tommy is waving you over so you leave whatever is happening between those two. Tommy grins before hugging you and then promptly dunking the two of you into the water. You come back and immediately punch the kid. "You!" Tommy laughs.

The five of you soon wrap up whatever was being done at the beach, leaving with wet clothes and hair. And apparently a bottle of sand for Wilbur. Then, you hit the road again.

This time it's Tommy who's- wait. You do a double take and realize that your best friend, Tommy, who hasn't even gotten his driver's license yet, is driving. "Why is he driving?" You scream out loud. Phil and Tommy ignore you, Phil continuing to teach Tommy the basics from the passenger's seat.

Techno turns to you and shrugs. "It's a way to learn how to drive, he'll figure it out." Wilbur hums in agreement. "That's how Techno and I learned how to drive too!" He says that a little too cheerfully for your comfort.

So instead of having to witness your best friend fail and ultimately send them to the hospital, you decide to go sleep and pull a Techno.

When you wake up, you find yourself in a room on a bed. You turn to your side and see the other four cramped on another bed, Tommy hanging off of the side of the bed. You grin and snap a picture before turning onto your side to use your phone.

You catch sight of the date and groan. You have literal weeks with this family, how more chaotic can it get from this.