Memes 'Cause Why Not?

Meme #154

The best part about this is that the guy can't dance and he plays Jack Kelly. The main character. He plays the main character on a Broadway show where like half of it involves all these incredible dances and flips and he can't dance. He did a one handed cartwheel if that helps. That was pretty cool. He does little dances here and there. They're easy and he's even in the back at the end of Carrying the Banner, but just take a moment to appreciate the fact that they had to give Jeremy easy little dances. Also, just watch everyone's reaction to him almost falling on his face. They're just like "Dammit, not again." 'Cause I think he fell on his face once or twice during the bows.

WHEN YOU'RE KING OF NEW YORK!
I gotta be either dead or dreamin' 'Cause look at that pape with my face beamin'
Tomorrow they may wrap fishes in it
But I was a star for one whole minute!

Sorry, I had to. I just love King of New York so much.

Here's Corey Cott. He played Jack Kelly after Jeremy left the show. He's the second best Jack in my opinion. (Jeremy being the first) This guy is an idiot, but I mean that in the best way possible.

Newsies mixed with B99. I never thought that I needed this until now.

Zachary played Crutchie in toursies (Newsies on tour) and Joshua played... JoJo, I think?? I'm like a solid 69% sure.

The #dumbcripsjusttoodamnslow really got to me. It's funny because Dan DeLuca played Jack Kelly in Toursies and Zachary Sayle played Crutchie. (If you couldn't tell by his name, Crutchie had a crutch because he had polio in his right leg.)

In the song Santa Fe, Dan as Jack sings "Crutchie's callin' me, dumb crip's just too damn slow." Which is really sad with and without context, but it's funny here because I don't want it to be sad.

I found this. I didn't get to read it, but yeah. Newsies and SPN mixed into one. It's like a dream.

And here is Heather's because it was the first somewhat Broadway Musical I watched.

You've come so far
Why now are you pulling on my dick?

Crutchie deserves the whole freaking universe.

I'm already 17, so I can sing Santa Fe and fully relate to it. Ha.